Staying out of the way seems like the best idea, apart from the "until she fanices" part. I don't like that.
Fucking metagenomics. That's what I don't understand. Wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have to write 1500 words on it by Friday.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Metawhat?
I'm affraid I can't help you there.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Yeah, that was my reaction to it as well.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I think that if you even know what the word means without having to Wiki it
you're probably bloody miles ahead of the rest of us
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

it's ok
because Tuesday nights are pole nights :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Wooo
And Yay! :D
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I was gutted to discover recently
that good pole-dancing seems to be less about arm strength (of which I have some) and more about core strength (not so much), so I can't really do bloody anything on Ms Foxtrot's pole.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I dunno, arm strength is very important
at least initially because your suspending your whole weight from your arms.

Later on you need abs of steel for lifting your legs around upside down.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Isn't that a pokemon?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:36, Reply)

No.
It's the application of modern genomics techniques such as environmental shotgun sequencing to the study of biological communities in their natural environment without having to isolate, culture or observe them.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Only 1470 words to go

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:41, Reply)

The actual title of the essay is:
"Microbial Diversity: Exploring the Unexplored".

Yeah, thanks for that, professor, cos that doesn't essentially cover our ENTIRE DEGREE or anything.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Exploring the Unexplored??
I hate those type of titles? Nobody ever has explored microbial diversity, eh?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Exactly.
"So you want us to write about something that hasn't been discovered yet then, do you?"
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:50, Reply)

It's better than "[topic name], discuss."
but not much.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:03, Reply)

You can pay for my Neurofen for hurting me with that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Don't buy branded drugs
you're basically killing Africans with Aids everytime you do.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I can't actually take ibuprofen anyway
It gives me eyelids like Big Bird
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:45, Reply)

and making yourself poor

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Sorry,
Have some of mine, I'm going through them like hot cakes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:45, Reply)

you WANT me to get a shocking-pink face!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:47, Reply)

No!
I posted that before I saw your other post. Paracetamol?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:47, Reply)

yeah they'll do nicely
I really like Junior Disprol, but you have to take millions of the buggers to get a hit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I wish I could still have calpol.
I used to fake being ill so I could have some. It tastes so good!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I don't like Calpol
Black Magic is where it's at.
Get it before they ban it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:55, Reply)

What's that?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Sometimes called BM
And theres a shittier version called ipecacuanha & morphine.
Cough stuff with ethanol in. Numbs your throat and tastes of licorice.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:58, Reply)

You druggie!!!!!

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:59, Reply)

the auld ones go mad for it!
It's not easy to get hold of nowadays.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:00, Reply)