On the other side of the coin.
I'm [possibly] going to be looking after my friends Jack Russel/Pug cross-bread year-old dog for a few weeks.

OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN !!!! OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY !!!! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST NEWS I'VE HAD IN YEARS !!!!! OH MAN OH MAN !!!!!
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:31, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sooooo....
your boyfriend is going to sleep with his ex later, yes? That's what "you can't be there" means, I assume.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 11 May 2010, 13:34, Reply)

This is somehow completely and utterly irrelivent to I'M DOG SITTING A JUG !!!!

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I can't think of a worse dog
jack russells are fucking awful, and pugs are fucking ugly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Don't let DonkeyGums hear you say that.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:06, Reply)

guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
*trousers rip*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Jacks are boss
Narky little cunts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Jack russells are fucking full of fucking win.
They're like valium on legs.
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

And they're not scared of anything apart from the Hoover

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Haha!
Biscuit attacks the Hoover at every opportunity.
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:40, Reply)

That was the only thing my nana's dog feared
Oh, and fireworks. We used to say he had the Shakin' Stevens on Bommy Night.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:42, Reply)

they are the worst type of dog
fucking annoying yappy cunts.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Some of them are very noble

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:47, Reply)

cunt dogs owned by twats

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:50, Reply)

MY NANA!!!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I suppose oppersites attract.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Jack Russells = BOING
Bouncy little fuckers.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 11 May 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I'm going to break your shitter over my knee

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I love dogs
I wish I could have at least one, but that would mean not travelling.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Why do you need to travel when you've got 100% unconditional love in your life?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Uuuuh
I love travelling.

I'll consider it one day, when I have a big house with a garden and I've seen all the world.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 11 May 2010, 13:51, Reply)