Oh, I see
I tried e-harmony too once, I got 0 matches, so decided that the women on there must all be an absolute shower of cunts
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:23, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

or that you are unloveable?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:23, Reply)

I'm so fucking loveable
I make Orville the duck look like Peter Sutcliffe
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:27, Reply)

seventeen consecutive life sentences of...
HUGS!!!!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:30, Reply)

You must be stranger than me then me then. *laughs*

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:27, Reply)

CAN I JUST TELL YOU
I went to a beer fest on saturday and was walking around with my friends when this guy was like "HEEEEEY" all cheery when I walked past with his arms spread open so I'm thinking 'I know this guy, who is he again?!' and lean in to hug him.
Turns out I didn't know him, he'd been doing that to different girls all day long.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Haha!
Got to give him 10/10 for ingenuity.
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:48, Reply)

I know I was like hell I oughta try that myself

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:51, Reply)

eventually he'll find someone
who will marry out of embarrassment rather than ask "sorry, I don't think we've met"
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:53, Reply)

haha

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:56, Reply)

cheeky bugger

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:48, Reply)

I love the word cheeky
it makes me smile
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Me too.
A glint in the eye and a cheeky grin.
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:53, Reply)

I cant help it. I'm half cockney

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Is it in less common usage over your way?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:54, Reply)

yeah, it's basically never used
but it's like a special treat when I see it being used here
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:56, Reply)