I suppose a piano is more impressive than a guitar
(even if you can only play 3 blind mice)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Actually
the piano I can play not too shabbily - I just haven't touched the poor thing for about 18 months. The guitar is a purple telecaster, although I haven't touched that in even longer - and I was only ever able to knock out a bit of Oasis and Greenday to start with...
(berk, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:15, Reply)

"WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS"
I wish they would collaborate with Ian Dury
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:17, Reply)

i.e. die

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Pffft.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I often strum my purple telecaster in the privacy of my own home...

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:20, Reply)

what sort of telecaster?
an actual fender one? american? mexican?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Three Blind Mice?
check you out Mozart, all I can play is chopsticks.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:27, Reply)

all i could play
was Eastenders...
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:58, Reply)