Just over £100 on internet dating sites.
Got drunk last night and joined another one. I will learn eventually I guess.

Oh I nearly forgot. A couple of thousand on someone to enjoy the delights of the English countryside and my bedroom.
( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:13, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You could get a half hour with a gigilo for that.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Or a prozzie with a strap on

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Is a giglo
like a pedalo that laughs?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:26, Reply)

*snorts*

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Now I am staunchly old-school
when it comes to most things, so by all means tell me to ‘get with the times, daddio’, but is it not a fundamental problem with internet dating sites that the kind of men who’d use one are precisely the kind you wouldn’t want to ‘date’ (ugh) in a million years?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:16, Reply)

*shrugs*
Probably.
( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Doesn't B3ta cover all your internet weirdo needs?
wibble
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Only cerebraly.

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Slut it up a bit more then.
Ed's long gone, but I'm sure there are more cock-gazzers out there.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Ok,
*flashes cleavage*

*flicks hair out of face in seductive manner*

Hello boys!
( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:27, Reply)

as in Palsy?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 May 2010, 10:26, Reply)