"Why does my cock bleed when I cum?!"

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Because you killed your sperm by watching anal sex.

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Merely watching anal sex kills sperm?
Damn, that's me sterile then.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I'm worried now, what happens if, due to circumstances beyond your control, you have to watch a middle-aged man get fisted?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Sounds like a day at work for me
I saw triple anal fisting last month. Women hands though, so not that impressive.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:48, Reply)

It was live, though.
I had to walk past every time I wanted a smoke.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)

How many smokebreaks did you take?
How long did the fisting go on for?
I'm assuming this was some sort of fetish show/TG?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Antichrist, but it's a similar sort of thing to TG.
I smoked quite a lot, as my other half wasn't feeling well so I was very, very bored.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:01, Reply)

A bit of a dichotomy for Catholic priests, then.

(Cave Duck, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Every time I masturbate, blood comes out.
I really wish Kaol hadn't bottled calling in to the traffic news with that while we were driving up to Edinburgh. He's a constant disappointment to me.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)

He is to us all.
He's the Tim Henman of b3ta.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Officelol.

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:50, Reply)