You have a
penis, here's an idea: I think it would be funny to go sneak up on people like that and give them a cheeky bumming - underpants alone are no protection against a determined hard-on. They might pull their jeans up then...
(berk, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

While probably true...
No. Just no.

I'll leave the bumming to the Bumders.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I maintain
that this would provide excellent comedy value. Especially as the bumjean wearing idiots round here seem to be the homophobic type.
(berk, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Isn't that by Wings?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:58, Reply)