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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going to get some of those and infect myself so my mates think that I've managed to get some nookie recently.Knowing my luck though, the day after I infect myself, I'll meet the girl of my dreams.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:38,
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There's another flaw in your plans, GonzYou're going to have to let your mates examine your genitalia at close quarters before they realise. Unless you just go around scratching your crotch, of course. In which case you could just pretend to have crabs, and circumvent all of the problems associated with actually having them.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:45,
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Wouldn't that be mint revenge!Scratch and howk at the crotch and tell your victim you have something horrid.
Then they will get the tests done for no good reason!
Money saved and the dish served cold. Magic!
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