I borrowed 3 grand from my grandmother
with which to buy my first flat. I have never paid her back.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

She needs that to buy, wool and cat food.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:42, Reply)

And hairnets
and skag.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:47, Reply)

and Mr Brain's Faggots

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:50, Reply)

She just sits in a home all day doing fuck all
She has pots of cash from my grandfather's books and it's useless to her. I think she should give me the fucking lot right now so I can spend it on drugs and horse porn.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 17:05, Reply)

give me a heads up if she does
and I'll come and help you spend it on the aforementioned drugs and horse porn
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 17:08, Reply)

If I can con her out of all her cash
I shall invite the whole of /OT to a horse porn festival with all the meow meow you can eat. GRATIS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 17:11, Reply)

WOOP!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Better festival than Glastonbury

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 17:18, Reply)

sounds good
if I can help in any way just say the word
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 17:33, Reply)