Rev. NakedApe is taking confession
spill your guts you 'orrible lot.

When I was seventeen I threw a rock at my little sister on the beach, "for a laugh", but it was a flat disc and the wind caught it. It clocked her on the head with the accuracy of missle. Everyone ran to see if she was ok, but she seemed fine so I took her home.

It turns out she has no memeory of this incident, I think I broke her brain.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:28, 143 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I like breasts.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:28, Reply)

there's always one, isn't there

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:29, Reply)

No there's usually two

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Apart from when the cancer strikes.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)

And the oncology men, in their nice white coats,
will take your cancer away.

Haha, heehee, hoho.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I broke my sisters nose when i was about 12-13
by doing the "if your hand's bigger than your face you've got cancer" thing.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Ha ha ha
You bastard
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)

When I was four,
I hated my sixth month old baby sister so much that I gave deliberately gave her chicken pox.

When she was two, I told her we should play "dogs" and that she got to be the dog. I then tied a piece of string around her neck, tied the other end the wardrobe and wandered off and left her there for about three hours.

We're really close now.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:33, Reply)

When I was a teenager
we used to live about 12 miles away from the nearest town where I went to school and 25 miles away from the nearest big town, where most of my friends lived and went out, etc. I used to want to go out quite a lot, but there weren't any buses so I relied on my mum to drive me around.

I remember once she had refused to let me go out one evening because I'd already been out earlier in the week. I had a blazing row with her and I said "you're just trying to stop me from having a social life because you're jealous that you don't have any friends". I made her cry.

It was over a decade ago, but to this day I still feel really guilty about it because my dad was away at sea and we lived in the countryside far away from anything so it was probably quite lonely once my sister and I grew up and started wanting to go out more than stay in.

I remember feeling bad the day I moved out, mostly because that meant she was left with my sister, who was* a moody cowbag.

*is
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I found out recently that I made my mum cry loads when I was shitty teenager, I had no idea
I feel like a right twat now.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Yeah I think you forget when you're a kid that they have feelings too
and when I see kids being horrible to their mums I want to tell them off for being jerks.

My sister made her cry loads more, I remember once mum rang me at work because she was so upset at what my sister had said to her, that went on for about 3 years after I'd moved out. She's alright now but she still gets really stroppy and has a nasty streak.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)

that is true
I'm closer to my parents now than ever before I think. It helps that my dad has chilled out by a factor of several million since retiring. He's actually pleasant company now he doesn't have to deal with cunts every day.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I still get the feeling that I'm the favourite, at least with my mum
because my sister has such a nasty temper on her. Also, I get into quite lively debates about things like politics and literature with them, whereas my sister isn't really interested in things like that.

She can just be really nasty as well for no reason, she recently told me my corsets were a rip off because you could get them from China for less, my dad went apeshit at her.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:11, Reply)

nastiness for no reason is shitty
particularly as your corsets seem to be shockingly good value. I'm still trying to persuade the mrs that she needs one in her life.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)

haha keep trying!
it was kind of hurtful because I put a lot of time and effort into making them, so although my materials aren't that expensive, I'm not even paying myself minimum wage for the time I spend, so it was a bit mean. She's an accountant though and I'm an artist *sighs dramatically*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I offered to pay for it, said she could choose the material and stuff
and she actually said "when would I wear it?"

arty stuff like that is a bummer costwise. My mum is a potter (makes pots and clay sculpture and stuff) and she is very good, but you just can't charge enough to make up for the time
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 17:07, Reply)

I bought a sinful item of clothing yesterday
and had inappropriate thoughts about a boy named Conrad, who was BEAUTIFUL.

I'm quite a well behaved girl really.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)

A strap on?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)

No, a CORSET :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)

YAY!
What's it like?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Underbust, first time wearing it got me down 3", black, mainly for wearing under things,
ridiculously expensive, yet amazing, very comfortable, is 6" smaller than my natural waist.
MADNESS.
www.whatkatiedid.com/public/product_v5.php?fes_prd_id=532
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Fucking hell.
*wants*
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Photos should be up soon
I went to a drag night. It was a ridiculous amount of fun.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)

How do you do to sit down?
I have one that I used for Rocky Horror, but when I sit down it makes funny curves on my belly and I look as if I was pregnant.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Ooo
Om nom nom nom
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Oh, I saw Patrick Wolf last night
does that mean anything to you?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Yes.
I got dragged to see him at Leeds, but I can't remember if I enjoyed it or not.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I still think he's ridiculously attractive

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)

he is gorgeous
hope he plays Oxford again soon. Saw him last year
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)

HOT

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)

that is gorgeous
if you buy it, what is a reduced waist- how much do you take off your own waist size?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I think it's supposed to "take 2-4" off your natural waist"
but I tried them on- the style I had came up a little big so I ended up going down 6".
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)

so if I had a 34 inch waist
I'd buy it in reduced size 30? Cheers
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Yeah
But if you're ever in London, I'd recommend visiting the shop. They're really friendly, and they gave me at least 3 to try on.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I wish I was young : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:47, Reply)

So do I.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)

you can wear a corset at any age!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Yes you can but you can't look hot as well.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:55, Reply)

that's not true
and I steadfastly refuse to believe it is so.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)

*begs to differ*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)

*begs outside tube station*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)

you definitely can :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I don't think it's appropriate for preschoolers.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:07, Reply)

you prefer them naked

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)

thanks Captain State The Obvious
for another thrilling broadcast
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Corsets aren't sinful
They are awesome*.

*so long as the wearer is female and not spherical
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I'm vaguely spherical.
It made me feel very feminine.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)

But Conrad isn't my name

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Shush.
He got dragged off by a film crew who put him in a dress, but sent him back as he was too skinny.
I laughed.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)

But Conrad isn't my name though!
It's Thor Von Broomtrousers. You know that.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)

You told me it was St. Clement McPuggerson :(
Do you lie like this to all the women?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Internet bloke + woman = lies.
Everyone knows that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)

pretty much

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:56, Reply)

*citation needed*

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Of which one?
Really, I haven't done anything DREADFUL.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I know I know, I'm just being mean to you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)

:(
I think I actually might be even more boring than you are.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)

i dont think ANYONE is that boring

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Says the blue named bgn.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:47, Reply)

blue?

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)

when you click on someones profile it changes colour.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:53, Reply)

i know
i thought it was a reference to the name itself
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:11, Reply)

I preferred you when you were Teletext only.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)

yeah
but I need a new outlet now
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I drunkenly broke my friend's laptop and blamed it on the dog
I'm fairly certain he knows I did it, he's mentioned me doing it several times
I offered to get a new one, he refused repeatedly, I just wish he'd shut the fuck up about it already
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Nothing a good throat chop won't sort out

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)

this is a fine fine plan

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)

If you've offered to get a new one
and he's repeatedly refused but won't stop going on about it, then it is wholly legal to have him killed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)

it should be a legal requirement in fact

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I'll be sure to inform him of this the next time he says something

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I dressed my brother in my blue velvet dress
when I was six and he was five, and tied a lace tucker so tightly round his neck he almost choked. Then I told him he was a girl and sent him down to meet the guests
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Hahahaha!
I love this.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)

When I was seven or eight
I was double dog-dared to steal something from the local newsagents. I was scared shitless, but managed to swipe a little bouncy ball. It burnt a hole in the pocket of my shorts as I paid for my bag of penny sweets, and I ran all the way home.

Thankfully the shop's still there, otherwise I'd feel personally responsible for it closing down.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I accidentally killed my best friend's hamster when I was 8
She still has no idea it was me. We're not best friends anymore though.

And I slept with one of my current best friend's ex boyfriend less than a week after they broke up.

I am a terrible person.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:39, Reply)

How did you kill it?
My cousins kid tied a cape around his and threw it out of a window after watching superman.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I shouldn't laugh.
I did.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)

They found it very hard to tell him off without laughing.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Hahahahaha
Not as inventively as that. When she left the room, the little fucker tried to bite me, so I dropped it (may have been more forceful than a drop). It started to stagger round a bit, so I shoved it back in the cage and started playing with something else.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)

i did that to a friends guinea pig
it bit me, i dropped it and it fell on its back.

think it died, but i never got to find out - his mum made me leave the garden, and he didnt/couldnt speak to me for a couple of weeks
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Heh. Being sent (or worse banned) from the garden was considered a pretty big deal back in our day.
An old friend of mine tells anyone that he introduces me to that his Mum banned me from his garden on his ninth birthday. We're forty five now and technically the ban is still in place.
(Cave Duck, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)

it was indeed
i was banned from their garden/house (and the path in the park they lived next to, according to them) - two weeks later they moved into my street and didn't remember the ban
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:28, Reply)

The park path as well? That's harsh.
It's lucky for you that moving house revokes all garden bans.
My friend's Mum died whilst she still lived in the house. Perhaps I should consult a spitiualist to see if I could get my ban lifted.
(Cave Duck, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:48, Reply)

to be honest
the mum was a cow. no wonder they split up after the kids left home
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)

That hamsters family are plotting their revenge as we speak.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)

It was twelve years ago.
I think they're probably over it.

Fucking hell, that makes me feel old.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:56, Reply)

They're building an army.
you're not old you child.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Hark at Mr 'I was born in 1983' or whenever it was.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Yep that's right.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:04, Reply)

RUB IT IN WHY DON'T YOU?
I was in a meeting yesterday with someone who was the spitting dab of you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 May 2010, 16:07, Reply)

You lucky thing you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)

That's what I thought, too.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)

You were in a meeting with Damien Hirst?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Ha,
what a tool
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:22, Reply)

No, not him.
The other one that looks like Chompy. Colin from accounts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 May 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I don't think I should link my image again
he'll get upset
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Do it, you know you want to...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:43, Reply)

She just wants me to pay attention to her.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:44, Reply)

my cousin used to pick the tails off hers
then they'd smell the blood and go into an epic battle and end up killing eachother

I'm fairly certain this happened a few times
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)

That's a bit more malicious.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:55, Reply)

well, she was a kid
a bad ass kid, to be fair
just like her brothers and sister
they once put the cat in the microwave
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:58, Reply)

fucking hell,
that's not cool.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)

they didn't turn it on

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Little shits, I hope they have shit lives

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:02, Reply)

one is dead now
*sad face*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)

My brother fed our sister's hamster cider and killed it.
Nice, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:57, Reply)

When it was windy,
I used to get a small bolt (meccano size will do nicely) and tie it to a piece of white cotton or very fine fishing line.
Then you attach it to the top of a window frame down one side so it isn't easily observed.
The wind makes it knock against the window and drives the chosen neighbour nuts.
Last time I did this? 10 days ago. I hope he hasn't started reading b3ta yet. He blamed the local kids.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I like experimenting
So when I was 8 years old and my brother was 4, I offered to shower him. I wanted to know how hot the water could be before he started to shout.

My mother didn't let me do it again.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I killed Jill Dando (sorry Barry)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:53, Reply)

You're evil.
You should have gone for Fearne Cotton, even though she hadn't been invented then.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:55, Reply)

VORDERMAN

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Her, too.
Calculate your way out of that one, yoo slaaaaag!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 May 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I'm using a work computer to do something other than work.
BEAT THAT YOU FUCKERS!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)

ARE YOU LISTENING, JOHNNY ROTTEN?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:56, Reply)

HE'S TOO BUSY ADVERTISING BUTTER!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)

WHAT A CUNT!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:04, Reply)

A few years ago I had sex with someone with the bedroom light on.
I couldn't see what all the fuss was about.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I once had to comfort a friend after his girlfriend admitted she'd cheated on him
He was hysterical, and didn't know what to do.

The fact that I was the guy she cheated with doesn't paint me in a very good light.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:55, Reply)

You
terrible penis. Was she fit though?
(berk, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)

That's waht got him all that bother in the first place.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I think so
More to the point, she was a cracking shag
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Did you comfort him with your winky?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:06, Reply)

he serenaded him with Green Day
to show him that he understood the emotions
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:11, Reply)

don't forget Keane

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:13, Reply)

how could I?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)

BEDSHAAA-AAAAPED my head says so

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post722020
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:23, Reply)

True.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I cheated in an English test when I was 8
There were 3 of us in on it.

The other 2 guys took the fall, really hard. The troopers kept schtum though and I got away scot free! It was a nervous couple of days though..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I borrowed 3 grand from my grandmother
with which to buy my first flat. I have never paid her back.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:34, Reply)

She needs that to buy, wool and cat food.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:42, Reply)

And hairnets
and skag.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:47, Reply)

and Mr Brain's Faggots

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:50, Reply)

She just sits in a home all day doing fuck all
She has pots of cash from my grandfather's books and it's useless to her. I think she should give me the fucking lot right now so I can spend it on drugs and horse porn.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 17:05, Reply)

give me a heads up if she does
and I'll come and help you spend it on the aforementioned drugs and horse porn
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 17:08, Reply)

If I can con her out of all her cash
I shall invite the whole of /OT to a horse porn festival with all the meow meow you can eat. GRATIS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 17:11, Reply)

WOOP!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Better festival than Glastonbury

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 17:18, Reply)

sounds good
if I can help in any way just say the word
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 17:33, Reply)

i got kicked out of a one stop
for looking at porn when i was about 14. i avoided the place for years.

now it's my local shop...
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Between August and November 1888
I murdered and mutilated 5 prostitutes in the Whitechapel district of London.
( Peej, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:50, Reply)

....Dad?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 17:06, Reply)

When I was 19
I went to a street festival with my mates, my sister who was 16 came down, and my parents asked me to look after her. I didn't and she drank the best part of a bottle of vodka we bought along, staggered away and passed out in a puddle of vomit at the bus station, till the paramedics turned up to take her home. First I heard of it was when my parents called me up massively angry.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 13 May 2010, 17:21, Reply)