Good morrow Noelus.
I feel like I could crap myself any second, and it would be like molten lava. Just thought I'd share.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:09, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm almost jealous
however I'm now an almost evangelical proponent of healthy eating thanks to a good book and some personal insight, so while my inner omnivore is jealous, I'm actually going to point and laugh.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:13, Reply)

I usually buy a massive bag of Sensations on a Thursday night
because I don't get home until half eleven, but I was inspired by you and had an apple yesterday.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:45, Reply)

How wonderful!
If my incoherent blatherings about changing my eating habits made the slightest difference, great. Also, www.amazon.co.uk/Allen-Carrs-Easyweigh-Lose-Weight/dp/0140263586/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1273821033&sr=8-2
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Aloe vera toilet tissue in the fridge overnight?
You know it makes sense.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:17, Reply)

you are Lonnie Donegan
and I claim my tea chest bass and washboard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Oh fuck. Lolling alone. How sad is that.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Lolling in a high-pitched, maniacal manner on a packed bus would be worse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I thought everybody did that?
With ear buds in. Then make it obvious there is no player attached. Cackle.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Can I see your ticket sir?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Of course. It's in this tin with my camel.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I'm afraid you can't bring a camel on the bus sir.
You'll have to get off at the next stop.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:43, Reply)

But I want this stop, not the next one.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 10:04, Reply)

If you'd like to walk this way sir -

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 14 May 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I can't. My knees don't bend like that.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 10:18, Reply)