Nothing today
I'm happy like a partdrige today.

There are tons of things that usually make me very upset, but I'm not thinking about them today as I don't want to spoil my mood.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

A-HAAAAAAAA

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Crabsticks" do not actually contain any crab and from 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them "Crab flavoured sticks".
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 14 May 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Jaffa cakes are classified as cakes not biscuits
This leaves them exempt from VAT.

The argument was biscuit go soft when left out, but cakes go hard. Therefore KJaffa cakes are cakes.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 May 2010, 10:05, Reply)

biscuit I
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 14 May 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I know a cracking owl sanctuary

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 10:08, Reply)

YES!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 May 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I've got two....traffic cones...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Is that ok? Should I go faster or maintain the same speed?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 May 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Technically
I am a guest on your show and you have failed to control me. Read the small print in your cone-tract.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Have you got your big plate, Alan?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 10:17, Reply)