My rectum is distressingly painless
despite having my morning poo. Also my guts aren't churning and I'm not getting cold sweats. I feel disappointed as I was tucking away the chilli sauce like it was going out of fashion last night.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 10:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You need to go hotter

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 10:21, Reply)

I should have got Crow to rub some directly onto my starfish with his limp wrists.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Unlucky.
What can have gone wrong?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I don't know
I had the wet wipes set out by the toilet in readiness but in the end I only used them because I like the feeling rather than out of necessity.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)

They are refreshing.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 10:25, Reply)

A heartbreaking tale.
My anus is twitching like a rabbit's nose and I cannot stop guffing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 10:25, Reply)

No connection to your twitching anus...
...but what is this about Freddie Mercury?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:17, Reply)