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Funnily enough that was precisely the context.
Lampito asked him with dead straight face 'don't you find it hard playing the bass, with your limp wrists?'
I fucking pissed myself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:36,
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Was this at the meat fest?
There were GIRLS there?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:37,
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Yup. We ate them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:39,
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or 'fluffers' as they are known
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:39,
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Oh thank God, I thought Monty meant that they were sat at the same table as the Men
Eating MEAT with the MEN.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:41,
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That would be RIDICULOUS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:44,
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no
they just scuttle round the sides making sure everything on the
set restauraunt is as it should be- full of MEAT
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:45,
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I'm never going to live this one down, am I?
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:38,
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Nope.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:39,
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I might as well stop living in denial
and immediately start pandering to Darth Foxtrot. I'll part exchange all my blues and jazz CDs for Elton John and Julie Andrews and get my hips loosened to maximise my mincing radius. Replace my walking boots with comfortable loafers and forsake my beloved ales for brightly coloured cocktails with saucy names. And eventually I'll replace my regular intake of ghee with a regular intake of
Glee.
*sobs*
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:47,
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*opens closet door*
*waves at the Supreme Crow*
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:48,
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Argh! Natural light!
It clashes with my fuchsia pastel shirt!
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:50,
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I appear to have become some kind of bumming deity
This pleases me
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:49,
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*falls at Darth's feet in worship*
Well, since I'm down here...
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:51,
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Finally! A minion!
This "gay" thing might not be so bad after all. Better make it convincing though - might take up dancing and start watching gay programmes about American High School show choirs
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:01,
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