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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This is without doubt the funniest thing I have ever read.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
I've found some
www.est1892.co.uk/forums/archive/index.php/t-13383.html

but I don't know if they're the originals
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:19, Reply)
*weeps with laughter*
"Akabusi!" said a voice behind him. "Stop looking at my son with your cock out".
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:26, Reply)
I love "within hours it was over"

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:28, Reply)

'The rarefied air of the tailors brushed against his black and curlies like a fart in a tanga brief and for a moment he felt like a black Messiah'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:31, Reply)
Fucking amazing!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 14 May 2010, 13:29, Reply)
it's where I discovered the word clunge

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:40, Reply)
I cannot thank you enough for this.
I'm actually weeping at my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)
that's pretty much what me and my old boss spent an afternoon doing after we discovered them

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:39, Reply)
I am in awe of the writing style.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:42, Reply)
there are a few imitations which are quite poor
but the originals are just brilliant, with phrases like "a clunge so tight it shopped at Poundland"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:44, Reply)
The constant references to his 'dungs' has me in fits.
I can say in all honesty I've not seen anything so funny in as long as I can remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:49, Reply)
it really is good

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:52, Reply)
I am having to force myself not to keep reading it
because suppressing this much laughter has given me a headache.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:54, Reply)
hahaha
get home, have a spliff and laugh the night away. while eating meat
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:55, Reply)
Got my Tayyab's leftovers to eat
and half a bottle of cognac to polish off, and I'm going to get a nice Malbec as well - all in honour BUSI NIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:59, Reply)
sounds grand
having celebratory drinks in my local tonight. I need a good base of stonedness to cope.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:00, Reply)
I'm so glad I'm at home today and can read these!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:04, Reply)
I went in thinking "its not that funny
but when I got to "epic bristols and a fanny more hairy than Richard Keyes back. " I spat 7up across keyboard, monitors and desk
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:08, Reply)

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