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Do we haveAny Supernatural fans present? Raise your hand please. Where are you lot up to? Cos I just watched the season five finale, and Oh my godhgfhjdkdfhjdh *gibbers in a heap*
For the rest of you without taste, what song would you have as a background to a montage of the greatest hits of your life?
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Theme tune to The Karate Kid; "You're the best around"(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:37,
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you don't know thatsomeone might post something bowel-splittingly hilarious at 4.13pm and then you'll be sad that you so flippantly threw away your declaration of POTD. Especially wasting it on Psychochomp.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:53,
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Its never a waste on Psychochompplus I've only been nominated once before so I like to give mine out to those that need it.
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Peej, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:56,
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I'm guessing post of the day?(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:37,
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You're guessin' right, baby!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:40,
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Woohoo!Do I win anything?
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:41,
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A go on Busi's clunge plunger.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:47,
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er...... thanks.(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:49,
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I haven't seen the season 5 finale yetonly halfway through the season. It's a really good season though and I'm delighted about the news of a 6th
Edit: please tell me they both survive. And what happens to Cas?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:38,
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I'm about to start season 5 this weekendso say nothing!!!!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:40,
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I've never watched SupernaturalBut I did a case once where the suspect was writing slash fiction about Supernatural, as well as Harry Potter and, oddly, Top Gear. All of it was gay slash fiction.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:40,
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Yeah, at workI work in digital forensics.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:45,
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Eeeee, fan fiction creeps me out in general,But especially slash :(
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doesn't creep me outbut seems like a massive waste of time. If you like to write, why not write original stuff of your own
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:43,
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This is possibly the best thing you'll ever read on the internetwww.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/orb1.htm
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Yeah that was the best thing ever.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:45,
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DAMMIT!It was fan fiction about Roy orbison wrapped in clingfilm. :(
I wish it was still there.
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?michaelkelly.artofeurope.com/karl.htm
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:57,
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That is disturbingly brilliant.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:00,
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'Regrettably I find we have run out of seaweed following a maritime disaster in which various contaminants were released destroying the world supply of sargasso for generations to come,' I say smoothly. 'Instead I urge you to try our new cling-film wrap. The health-giving properties of this miracle substance cannot be overstated.'
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 15 May 2010, 0:25,
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It was well-writtenAnd full of gay sex. Like, bubbling over the rim with gay sex.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:45,
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Only the one where Jeremy ClarksonWas getting railed by Hamster, while the Stig looked on and wanked.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:52,
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took me a moment to find itbut a friend who emails me random links for amusement (surprised they aren't on b3ta actually) included this one about a year ago
yuletidetreasure.org/archive/83/thelion.html
And yes, it did make me laugh *shames*
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:48,
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does anyone remember Kris Akabusi sex stories?it had such gems as "he whispered 'Awooga' in her ear and patted her on the fanny".
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:50,
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This is without doubt the funniest thing I have ever read.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:15,
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I've found somewww.est1892.co.uk/forums/archive/index.php/t-13383.html
but I don't know if they're the originals
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:19,
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*weeps with laughter*"Akabusi!" said a voice behind him. "Stop looking at my son with your cock out".
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:26,
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'The rarefied air of the tailors brushed against his black and curlies like a fart in a tanga brief and for a moment he felt like a black Messiah'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:31,
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it's where I discovered the word clunge(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:40,
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I cannot thank you enough for this.I'm actually weeping at my desk.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:37,
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that's pretty much what me and my old boss spent an afternoon doing after we discovered them(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:39,
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I am in awe of the writing style.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:42,
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there are a few imitations which are quite poorbut the originals are just brilliant, with phrases like "a clunge so tight it shopped at Poundland"
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:44,
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The constant references to his 'dungs' has me in fits.I can say in all honesty I've not seen anything so funny in as long as I can remember.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:49,
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it really is good(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:52,
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I am having to force myself not to keep reading itbecause suppressing this much laughter has given me a headache.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:54,
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hahahaget home, have a spliff and laugh the night away. while eating meat
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:55,
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Got my Tayyab's leftovers to eatand half a bottle of cognac to polish off, and I'm going to get a nice Malbec as well - all in honour BUSI NIGHT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:59,
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sounds grandhaving celebratory drinks in my local tonight. I need a good base of stonedness to cope.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:00,
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I'm so glad I'm at home today and can read these!(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:04,
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I went in thinking "its not that funnybut when I got to "epic bristols and a fanny more hairy than Richard Keyes back. " I spat 7up across keyboard, monitors and desk
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Peej, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:08,
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Gay Top Gear fan fic?I don't even want to imagine the analogies used by fanfic Jeremy Clarkson.
*shudder*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:54,
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it's LIKE driving a Mini through MUD(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:57,
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static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2008/10/24/clarkson460.jpg
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Hammond has got the tightest ring... IN THE WORLD.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:04,
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I was trying to work in aG-Wizz/JC-Jizz joke but failed.
This is why my career in gaz slash fiction failed
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:07,
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I'd have it play out like the beginning of Zombielandwith For Whom the Bell Tolls. Most of my life involves some form of tripping over or embarrassing myself, I think it would be best replayed in extremely slow motion.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:51,
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For Whom The Bell Tolls points guideMetallica - win
Bee Gees - epic fail
Be honest, Kitty
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I didn't even know the Bee Gees did itso that makes me less gay than you.
Again.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:27,
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*claps*Well done, you're on OT and you're less gay than me. What an achievement
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What are these greatest hits of my life that you mention?(
girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:10,
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Think of the possibilities!If your cock's small enough she'll never even know you were there!
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Anticipatory five!*holds up hand*
*waits*
*lowers hand*
*skulks off*
(, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Sticky five!*fives*
*attempts to unentangle hands*
Siamese twin five!
*raises free hand*
(, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Mopings the only thing as keeps her going. That and twisted bitterness.She's always better after a good wallow.
(To be read in an Alan Bennett voice.)
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Ha - anti-mindpiss.'Mindpoo'?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:24,
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I fucking HATE Alan Bennett.I would have bullied him at school.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:23,
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That's a much better choice.That or 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:25,
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Only if the greatest hits involves you on a Raleigh Chopper.Oh my Lolling again.
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I have quite literally just started watching series 1Amberl is trying to get me into it so we can discuss Jensen Ackles. Thus far all I've managed is to go "ooh, that's Jeffrey Dean Morgan, he was in
I think this post is gay enough as to defy mockery
(, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)
well more because it's great TVbut Jensen Ackles helps
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:24,
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Deanthe hot one. Now you should know who I mean
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:29,
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OfficelolAnnoying, I do know who you mean. But I got it from Dean, too, he's the dark-haired one who seems to have a bit of an attitude problem.
Disclaimer - before I get horribly murdered for attempting to sum up Dean Winchester's character so blithely, this is quite literally based on the series up to the bit where Dean turns up out of the blue and tells Sam's girlfriend she's too good for him, so thus far Dean is a bit like Al to me.
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Dean is the more manly one,So naturally you'll prefer him to the slightly more girly Sam after you've watched a couple more episodes.
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Unfortunatelyif I were gay, my boyfriend would have to be manly in order to compensate for, y'know, me
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I dunnoProperly masculine, well-built, good-looking men play on my inferiority complex something awful
Unless he let me be the man
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he might not let you topbut he'd be good in bed.
I have a Christian friend who while not exactly prudish is very reserved. She watched some Supernatural with me then turned and said conversationally to me 'is that what they mean by blowjob lips?'
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:53,
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And I suppose you expect us to believethat she was talking about someone on the show, and not you?
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yuphave you seen Jensen Ackles mouth?
As far as I can tell his is naturally like that
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:59,
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trueand I'm glad (though slightly jealous) to here you are getting it from Dean.
He is definitely the better looking. Though Castiel who turns up in season 4 is pretty hot as well
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:42,
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Oh God, I love Cas.Have you ever read the twitter of the actor who plays him? It's hilarious.
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I haven't nolink?
Cas is fantastic. Especially in the brothel 'your father didn't leave home because of you'
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:00,
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Certainlytwitter.com/MishaCollins
Have you seen him say: "Today you're my little bitch" yet?
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CheersI haven't no, but when he was human was so funny
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:19,
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Mmmmm, Jensen Ackles.Most beautiful man on the planet. Oh the filthy things I would do to him.
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It's gay enoughto destroy planets.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:24,
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I'm saying you're a Bumlord of the Sith.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:32,
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Damn you, BoyceI've only just changed my sig, and now I have to change it again
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fucking hell montyyou're on form today
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:39,
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Starstruck by Lady Gaga, only because I love it so so so so so so so muchI've never really been into regular tv programs until recently, now it's all about Parenthood, In Plain Sight and Justified
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:34,
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The Spy Who Loved Me"Nobody does it better..."
either that or Biggest and the Best by Clawfinger as the first line goes "Nobody's perfect but I'm pretty fucking close"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:38,
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I assume you want that songbecause it's by Clawfinger, who were staggeringly crap by anyone's standards
Rather than the horribly inappropriate lyrics
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they were pretty shit weren't they?but no, it's because of the horribly appropriate lyrics
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:41,
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I assumed as muchBut do you really want to watch the opening reel of the film of your life thinking "fucking hell, Swedish men should not rap, ever"
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good pointSpy who loved me it is
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:46,
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naa, the originalgot to be sung by a woman
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:52,
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Dammit, you sidestepped my trapI had a joke about you wanting a slant-eyed oddball to croon "nobody does it better" at you in a post-coital way all lined up
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your transference has no place hereyou gargantuan friend of dorothy
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:02,
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FUCKThat's weird, I was just catching up on here, listening to my itunes on random, and "Biggest and the Best" JUST finished as I got to your post.
*Scared*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:51,
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What the fuck are you doing with Clawfinger on your iTunes?I had you down as a man of taste, Labs
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I've been tempted to watch itthough with the way that life/work is going it'd be just deadly.
As for the montage, City High's What Would You Do with the alternate lyrics describing my life.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:43,
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well it ruined my life/work/tv ratioyou can borrow it if you want.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:49,
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I've still not started work yet. First exam's on Tuesday.I do love House, Glee, Ashes To Ashes and Doctor Who at the moment. Forgotten how exciting it is to wait for an episode to come out :D
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:53,
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House and Doctor Who make me happybut I preferred Life on Mars (bought 2nd season last week) to Ashes and Ashes
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:54,
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i actually did this onceand made a video out of photo clips.
my song of choice was Carrie's 'California Screamin''. Love that band.
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This would be my song.www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifhcWeXIOZs
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girlinthehole, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:44,
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this could totally be minewww.youtube.com/watch?v=14PgWitIbSk
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:50,
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Jut realised I failed to answer my own question, again,I'm torn between:
Dirty Mind, by Jeff Beck
Hey Baby, by No Doubt
or
Violator Girl, by Black Stone Cherry
(, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Woo!...now I can't wait to go home and dig out my vinyl copy of Introduce Yourself.
(, Fri 14 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)
I've been avoiding this thread all daybut now that I've watched 5x22 it's safe to venture in here, in summary that fucking rocked!
Hopefully season six won't be too long coming.
*Wanders off to bed humming Kansas*
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