My boyfriend was being a major cunt last night
and I ended up putting my arm through his window. Now have several gaping wounds in my arm, so instead of getting stitches I drank a bottle of vodka and bathed the wounds in it.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:16, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post600229
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)

^ ^ This!
(but without worrying about sounding like Paul McKenna).

And to add to that:
Don't allow yourself to fall into a downward spiral of negativity. Your perception of the world is shaped by your thoughts. If you believe this, you will start thinking more positively and adopt a more positive attitude to life.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 15 May 2010, 17:34, Reply)

^^ What Spakka Said ^^
it's true ya'know!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 15 May 2010, 18:59, Reply)

Do as I say and not as I do.
MTFU
( girlinthehole, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:13, Reply)

That sounds like a mighty fine plan right there.
No sticky platelets for you.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 15 May 2010, 19:21, Reply)