Just to save me from getting up early.
Good mornin beautiful
how was your night
mine was wonderful.

Not the whole chorus but meh.

I drank lots of Woods Navy Rum last nioght, what's your excuse?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 15 May 2010, 0:43, 46 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No excuse
but I don't call 6am a bloody lie-in *shakes fist at universe*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 15 May 2010, 6:23, Reply)

I was in bed by 9.30 cause I was knackered after walking the dogs for 2 hours in the cuntryside.
Had another night of weepiness but today is lovely and bright and I have a B3tan coming for dinner. Woo!
( girlinthehole, Sat 15 May 2010, 7:21, Reply)

Hi There!
I'm up and about and all is well with the world!
@BGB - nights of weepiness are not a good thing unless they are cathartic. I Know how to cheer you up - the Mighty Belmers* will be attending the BGB/Boss Keloid bash! How's THAT for happy!?

In other news, I didn't win the Euromillions.

Ah well.

*Laziest, 2nd least talented band in Christendom.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 15 May 2010, 7:31, Reply)

This is Good News.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 15 May 2010, 7:33, Reply)

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
This is fantastic news. I'm not sure how I'm going to handle being near the new svelt Pooflake. Tell him to bring security with him.
( girlinthehole, Sat 15 May 2010, 7:47, Reply)

Eeek eeek eek!
*runs about excitedly*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:40, Reply)

WOOHOO!
This has brightened my day no END :-D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I am definitely coming to the bash then
I don't care what calamity happens here (Nugget #2 I'm looking at you!) I'm going to that bash!

W00T!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)

*smooshes BGB*
Love ya honey!
xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:12, Reply)

*smooshes back with extra smoosh*
X
( girlinthehole, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I'm up now and fuck me I'm hungover.
Head still spinning. I blame the two pints of Brew Dog IPA that managed to sneak in between rums.
Well, off out clothes shopping with MrsP. Life just gets better!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 15 May 2010, 9:37, Reply)

i laugh at your hangover!
but not in a mean way.
this morning i have baked poppy and sesame seed stars and now i'm on with baguettes and epis.
and i've just booked a ground/air-source heat-pump course.
renewables is the future, hopefully...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 15 May 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Morning all
I went out for a family dinner - saw and aunt and uncle I haven't seen for years and years and had a nice Italian meal and some great wine. Then had a few more when I got home. Just a little rough this morning.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 15 May 2010, 10:19, Reply)

is friday night italian night? cos i made pizza last night.
it had wee lamb meatballs on it, basil leaves, mozarella, capers and some shavings of saucisson. deeeeeelish.
and i discovered that the neff oven i treated myself to can manage 290C.
that's seriously hot for a domestic oven and helps produce fantastic pizza.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 15 May 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Yo yo yo
I just made a quick tortilla, not expecting much.
Turns out it is was a tortilla to rival ANYBODY's.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 11:14, Reply)

a tortilla at this time of day?
chancing it a bit, wouldn't you say?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 15 May 2010, 11:16, Reply)

you think you're funny don't you
Balls to you lady. You know mine are the greatest the world has ever seen.
( djtrialprice, Sat 15 May 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Get it right up ye
It rocked. Best thing I've done with a Saturday morning for ages.

They're ok
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Do one, just do one
seeing as you're using Scottish insults
( djtrialprice, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Erm...
'Pish' off? Oh no, wait, I know...
"You stay in Priesthill."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)

"Priesthill's a shithole mate"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0weh0jWnh_g
( djtrialprice, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I stay in Cessnock now!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Fancy sending some to me down the intertubes?
Sounds much better than actually having to move and make food.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 15 May 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Sorry son
I'm having the other half later
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Booo
My work ethic's really gone down the pan since my last big hand in on Wednesday. It's taken 2 days to get round to making a poster.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Wanna do my work?
I have to submit to the British Library again very soon.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)

It depends if I get paid to do it
If so, then I would actually possibly volunteer.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:05, Reply)

You would do it for the warm glow

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)

That's a lie and you know it
I got to send a client an angry e-mail yesterday saying he owes me money. It was fun.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:07, Reply)

You've a real mean streak
DO MY WORK!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Maybe you should have re-considered
Sending me some food before demanding I do your work.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Ok have it
Have my gorgeous tortilla that I was going to have later watching a nice old movie.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:28, Reply)

But you like being submissive.

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I do indeed
The British Library is not what I have in mind though.
IN the British Library, maybe...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)

You get turned on by the smell of musty books too?

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Well I'm among them day-in-day-out
But sometimes, in the stacks, climbing onto a Kik-Stool, a girl's mind wanders.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)

It does indeed.

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Yay!
I'm not the only person to have made such a joke
( djtrialprice, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Don't tell 'em, Pike!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

*high fives*

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)

My boyfriend was being a major cunt last night
and I ended up putting my arm through his window. Now have several gaping wounds in my arm, so instead of getting stitches I drank a bottle of vodka and bathed the wounds in it.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:16, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post600229
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)

^ ^ This!
(but without worrying about sounding like Paul McKenna).

And to add to that:
Don't allow yourself to fall into a downward spiral of negativity. Your perception of the world is shaped by your thoughts. If you believe this, you will start thinking more positively and adopt a more positive attitude to life.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 15 May 2010, 17:34, Reply)

^^ What Spakka Said ^^
it's true ya'know!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 15 May 2010, 18:59, Reply)

Do as I say and not as I do.
MTFU
( girlinthehole, Sat 15 May 2010, 16:13, Reply)

That sounds like a mighty fine plan right there.
No sticky platelets for you.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 15 May 2010, 19:21, Reply)