This isn't fair
Top Gun on E4 and Die Hard on C4, I don't know what to watch.

I'll let you peeps vote for me!
(bill, Sat 15 May 2010, 22:19, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are those the only choices?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 15 May 2010, 22:23, Reply)

You could always have a ham shank.........
........having seen both fillums squillions of times?
Plus everyone knows Top Gun is full of bumders.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 15 May 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Top Gun is full of win.
And you know it.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 15 May 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Bumders are full of win?
Way to go.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 15 May 2010, 22:36, Reply)

BUMDERIST!
Oily wrestling and rocket manouevres ahoy!

Pweeeew! Pweeeew! Ratatatatatatatat! Nyeeeeeoooooowwwww! BOOOOOM! Goose me! Keely Mcgillis, why have you suddenly gone lesbanist? Oh, there's Dr Mark Green from ER what hasn't been invented yet. You're going to die from cancer and marry Alex Kingston not necessarily in that order
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 May 2010, 22:40, Reply)

I'm so glad I married you :o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 15 May 2010, 23:18, Reply)

I wish I had married him first

(Bazongaloid, Sat 15 May 2010, 23:25, Reply)

Oh YEAH!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 May 2010, 23:57, Reply)

Yeah you do

(Bazongaloid, Sun 16 May 2010, 0:07, Reply)

U noes it geordie boy.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 May 2010, 0:41, Reply)

I'm sorry I didn't say goodbye to you!
You'd vanished by the time Crow Wookie and I got to the platform :(

I'm trying to get everyone's favourite blonde poledancing scientist to come down for yours.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 May 2010, 0:05, Reply)

That'll *come* later
*Wink, Wink. Nudge, Nudge*
(bill, Sat 15 May 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Scratch that, now
I can't be bothered with either at the moment.

*Heads off to bed for a cwank*
(bill, Sat 15 May 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Is *cwank* short for a "quick wank"?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 15 May 2010, 23:17, Reply)

It's short for Crying whilst screaming the Lords Prayer and Wanking.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 15 May 2010, 23:25, Reply)

Top Gun.
I feel the need, the need for speeeeeed!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 15 May 2010, 22:48, Reply)