a mate and I once came up with an idea for a restaurant called Forbidden Fruit
where you can eat things like panda, dolphin, human, labrador puppy etc.

we would use the publicity we got from the closing down of this restaurant by violent activists to promote our more acceptable restaurant.

and get to eat things that are deliciously endangered or taboo in the meantime.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:51, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

human?!
I was with you up til then, the pandas deserve to be nommed, lazy bastards.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:59, Reply)

you'd eat human if the right one was served to you I am sure.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Possibly
but who would be tastiest? I don't know how they determine the tastiest cows, but it's probably similar.

It would make the veal equivalent even more questionable though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:01, Reply)

that would be very questionable indeed
I was once part of an extended conversation at uni about who out of our group of friends would be tastiest.

It wasn't hard since most of us were chock full of drugs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Would the most athletic people taste better or do you have to have some fat on you to be yummy?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:06, Reply)

probably need some fat
otherwise you wouldn't get very good crackling.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:09, Reply)

ewww person crackling
gross. Especially if there was a hair on it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:16, Reply)

At his wedding, rather than the traditional cutting of the cake
Vipros opts for carving the main course.


"Now, who's for cock?"
(Cave Duck, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Ahem
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 17 May 2010, 11:16, Reply)

"panda, dolphin, human, labrador puppy"
None of those are fruits, genius
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:07, Reply)

you are an idiot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:08, Reply)

SO'S YOUR FACE

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:13, Reply)

touché

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I can't believe that worked

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:24, Reply)

there's not a lot you can say to it really

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:27, Reply)

So's your mum
Is usually the natural progression, followed by "So's your mum's face."
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:29, Reply)

thanks
I feel ashamed that I didn't naturally progress to that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:30, Reply)

It's ok,
It just means that you have a mental age older than 12.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:40, Reply)

yay me!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:41, Reply)

What on earth are you doing on here then?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I got lost

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Shame that idea was used in a book I read
YOU MASSIVE IDEA THIEF


www.amazon.co.uk/Shanghai-Union-Industrial-Mystics/dp/1846970237
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:38, Reply)

never heard of it
and I had the idea while at uni, which was before that was published
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Yeah but sadly you never wrote a book
because you were too busy being a massive stoner so you lose. Loser
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I did get to enjoy being a massive stoner though
I preferred it when you were nice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:48, Reply)

When was I nice?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

recently
obviously the niceness is relative
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:55, Reply)