Themed Restaurants
Your ideas for new themed restaurants, please. Preferably with a really rubbish pun in the name.

Wok & Roll All Nite - Kiss themed Chinese restaurant where you're served Cold Gin by a waitress named Beth. Dress Code: Dressed To Kill with full Kiss style make up.

Thai Me Up, Thai Me Down - Thai Food, Pedro Almodovar films and a dungeon in the basement. All the key elements of a good night out.
(Cave Duck, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:48, 59 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

a mate and I once came up with an idea for a restaurant called Forbidden Fruit
where you can eat things like panda, dolphin, human, labrador puppy etc.

we would use the publicity we got from the closing down of this restaurant by violent activists to promote our more acceptable restaurant.

and get to eat things that are deliciously endangered or taboo in the meantime.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:51, Reply)

human?!
I was with you up til then, the pandas deserve to be nommed, lazy bastards.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:59, Reply)

you'd eat human if the right one was served to you I am sure.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Possibly
but who would be tastiest? I don't know how they determine the tastiest cows, but it's probably similar.

It would make the veal equivalent even more questionable though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:01, Reply)

that would be very questionable indeed
I was once part of an extended conversation at uni about who out of our group of friends would be tastiest.

It wasn't hard since most of us were chock full of drugs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Would the most athletic people taste better or do you have to have some fat on you to be yummy?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:06, Reply)

probably need some fat
otherwise you wouldn't get very good crackling.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:09, Reply)

ewww person crackling
gross. Especially if there was a hair on it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:16, Reply)

At his wedding, rather than the traditional cutting of the cake
Vipros opts for carving the main course.


"Now, who's for cock?"
(Cave Duck, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Ahem
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 17 May 2010, 11:16, Reply)

"panda, dolphin, human, labrador puppy"
None of those are fruits, genius
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:07, Reply)

you are an idiot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:08, Reply)

SO'S YOUR FACE

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:13, Reply)

touché

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I can't believe that worked

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:24, Reply)

there's not a lot you can say to it really

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:27, Reply)

So's your mum
Is usually the natural progression, followed by "So's your mum's face."
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:29, Reply)

thanks
I feel ashamed that I didn't naturally progress to that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:30, Reply)

It's ok,
It just means that you have a mental age older than 12.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:40, Reply)

yay me!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:41, Reply)

What on earth are you doing on here then?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I got lost

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Shame that idea was used in a book I read
YOU MASSIVE IDEA THIEF


www.amazon.co.uk/Shanghai-Union-Industrial-Mystics/dp/1846970237
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:38, Reply)

never heard of it
and I had the idea while at uni, which was before that was published
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Yeah but sadly you never wrote a book
because you were too busy being a massive stoner so you lose. Loser
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I did get to enjoy being a massive stoner though
I preferred it when you were nice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:48, Reply)

When was I nice?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

recently
obviously the niceness is relative
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Wiggy and I want to open a bar on the beach in Australia
with free wifi and games tournaments with giant sofas. The sole reason for this is so he can call it the Surf 'n' Surf.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I actually doubt anyone will beat Thai Me Up Thai Me Down for punning genius
But I will contribute Pie Me To The Moon, a fetish restaurant serving sweet savoury pastries off a waiter's naked buttocks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:56, Reply)

why would it be a waiter
and not a waitress..?

I can't be bothered looking up the mouseover html again, so I'll just call you a homosexual. Yet again. I'm not even going to write closet in there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:58, Reply)

The fact that I needed this pointing out to me
would seem to corroborate your argument
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Dolce and Banana
Buy a handbag, eat an ice-cream
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:07, Reply)

that made me chuckle
and I loathe everything about bananas. Except for their comedy effect apparently.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Now that's my kind of restaurant.

( girlinthehole, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:14, Reply)

A restaurant for all the bumders on here -
The No B3tas
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 17 May 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I don't get it.
Edit: wait, yes I do. Haha! Very good. *applauds*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:18, Reply)

nob eaters

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I didn't get it until you said that you got it
and then I twigged.

/speshul.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Excellent.

(Cave Duck, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:19, Reply)

The Spud-ding Club _ Similar to Spud U Like, but specifically catering to the odd cravings that pregnant women experience by offering toppings such as Strawberry & Anchovies or Mango & Sawdust

Wok's A Nice Girl Like You Doing In A Place Like This? - Every night is singles night at this Chinese restaurant.
(Cave Duck, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Isn't the former just what Heston Blumenthal does?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Nah,
He adds his secret ingredient: salmonella.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:41, Reply)

that's what makes it so magically delicious

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)

An Irish restaurant with transexual waitstaff
called Shemanigans.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:35, Reply)

This may be the funniest thing you've ever said

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I admire the backhandedness of this compliment
or insult, depending.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Chimiganja - Mexican food with an added ingredient to ensure a relaxed evening.
Planet Cauliwood - The best cauliflower cheese served in a restaraunt decorated with memorabilia from fresh produce related films and TV such as Gardeners World, James and the Giant Peach, and Fiffi and the Flower Tots.
(Cave Duck, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Mine would be called
The Flantastic Four due to the three course flan menu with flan coffee for after.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I want flan coffee and I want it NOW.

(Cave Duck, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I like this more than I should.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:09, Reply)

There is a shop here called "W.O.K", which stands for World Of Kosha.
They don't do a single chinese product, and I don't think they thought up the name very well.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)

there is/was a cafe in cardiff called The Warm As Toast
or TWAT
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Similarly in the city where I live..
there have been a number of dodgy-looking types seen looking somewhat disappointed when a trip to the shop named Polski Smak didn't provide them with the goods they were looking for.
(Cave Duck, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:07, Reply)

There's a chinese in Blackburn
called Wok This Way, but it lacks any Aerosmith related dishes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Halal ! Is it meat you're looking for?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Magnificent, just magnificent.

(Cave Duck, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)

And it exists
I LOVE LONDON
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Down on Devil Gate Drive there's Len Tuckey Fried Chicken
*You may need to be above a certain age and have some knowledge of/interest in Suzi Quatro for this one.
(Cave Duck, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)