Ok
I don't know for how long that hard and fast rule has been the case (it was told to me at uni by a statistics lecturer). Even if it's only been true for the last 50 years or so it's still worrying.
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

p.s.
UR COMPLEETLEE RONG ON TEH INTERWEBZ
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

indeed it is
another 6 billion in 40 years time wouldn't be much fun

we need something to happen to wipe out loads of people
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Or people could realise that
not everyone has to procreate. I don't intend to.
unless I get Roota reeeeeeally drunk
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I don't intend to either
I doubt that'd be hard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Not if he was drunk too, no

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:57, Reply)

- I heard he was soft on you.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 17 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Aw Larry
You old romantic.
I bloody love you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Too late
I've actually been taking Canderel tabs every morning.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Have you all forgotten her two forms of contraception?
One of them being absolutely foolproof.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Eggzackly!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Form 1: separate beds
Form 2: a whack from a cold teaspoon
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I already have an idea for a lovely virus,
Combining flu and ebola. As soon as they give me free run in a lab, I'm on it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:48, Reply)

nice
remember to give a few of us a heads-up before you release it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Will do.
Anyway, it would be stupid to release it before I had a working vaccine.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Surely we're exactly the kind of people
she had in mind when plotting to decimate the world's population
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:53, Reply)

what, witty, erudite people?
also, I'm a civil engineer. I have important skills.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:54, Reply)

No, terrible penises
I was going to start in America anyway.

And I don't want skills, I want skillz.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I would boost the morale of the intellingent people

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

you certainly manage to do it for me
and boost my morale
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)

So I get to live, right?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)

it's not up to me I'm afraid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Get it right up yez ya doss c***!
I'm an uncivil engineer
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:57, Reply)

flebola

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Eeeh
That sounds vile!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:35, Reply)