if he tickled me
he'd get booted in the face. And maybe weed on. How many Es should be in the past tense of wee?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No idea
I'm sure you can find someone better to reply, but I like weeded.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I suppose it should be weeed wee(ed)
But that's silly, so you could get rid of the third e and write wee'd, but everybody would get all poncy and assume you were using an unneccessary apostrophe, when in fact you were using it correctly, to denote a missing letter.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)

One could always say urinated.
Whilest holding ones pinky finger upwards.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Or one could say 'pissed'
Whilst eating a pie
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:48, Reply)