I'm getting used to That Tube
in That London.
I've only done the bus a couple of times and can't say I was arsed, although I'm impressed that their buses can talk and I can do sightseeing while travelling.

You are asking for a swooshy kicking, son
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I find that if you're on a bus you haven't taken before
you never quiet know when to get off, the the tube it's always really obvious
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Noo, the buses in That London talk
so you know when your stop is coming up.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)

How how do you know the Acacia Avenue

is in fact the stop that you want? It could be anywhere!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Well if it's like Liverpool
Every stop has a sub-title as well as the name of the road it's on
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)

You look out te fucking window.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:38, Reply)

But it's somewhere new, you have no idea what your stop looks like

You been on say The Strand for 10 mins, but which stop on the strand is near to where you want to go, who knows, not me that's for sure.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)

let's face it
if you are intending to stop on Acacia Avenue, you are either trying to find a brothel, or where Bananaman lives. Either is a winner.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Actually I heard little Eric had to turn to prostitution after his banana addiction became too great
Super Ted is his pimp.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)

that filthy welsh bastard
I bet spotty is covered in spots because Superted got him hooked on smack.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:47, Reply)

That's why he was so cowardly, he was always on a come down and feeling weak

Captain planet used to fly over and use him as a fuck puppet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)

that's because that dirty russian bitch wouldn't let the captain ride
I don't blame her though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)

*swoosh*
I should really behave after yesterday huh?
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:50, Reply)

It's entirely up to you
/seemingly benign reply
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I will continue to be
a cheeky sod then
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Yes
See where it gets you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Left in Croxteth
naked at 3am tied to a lamp post with a sign around my neck saying "Southern peedo"?
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:40, Reply)

OR
forced to honour verbal contracts
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Your dad's going to march
me up an aisle with a shotgun between my shoulder blades :(
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:47, Reply)

He'd probably give you a lift to the airport
My Nana, on the other hand...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:50, Reply)