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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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New London buses
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8685486.stm
Nice though they are they'll still smell of urine and contain chavs saying, "Yes blood." while their phones blare out tinny, bad music.

Still, the mayor said it has a "stylish, swooshing exterior". Swooshy things are always better aren't they? People of That Big London: bus or tube?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:22, 100 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I like london buses
they are good at getting drunk psychochomp back to Euston so he doesn't miss the last train and have to stay in a Hotel.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Taxis are better

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Taxi drivers are cunts
and become very picky about where they're going to go at 11:59
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I live south of the river and have never had a problem with black cabs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)
-southfives-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)
southern faries
I may be working in Islington soon so you london people might see me more often.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Oh good.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)
We can meet for lunch and for beers after work?
I can moan about my commute endlessly and we can talk about house prices in different parts of london?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)
I am blissfully unaware of house prices,
and will continue to be so until my lottery win comes off.

I am disgustingly easy to talk into beer however, so I'd probably come out for a drink even if it has to be with you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)
That's good enough for me,
and implying you don't like me just makes me want to prove to you that I'm actually likeable.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)
strangely enough
you seem to have been more likeable recently. the fact that you are a human is breaking through your internet persona.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Shut your cunt face, Smugatron.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)
I've noticed this too.
He's mellowing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)
it's because me and Applebite
make him cry. Mostly Applebite.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Say her name once more and she'll turn up.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Ta da!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:04, Reply)
*comedy drumroll*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:06, Reply)
*takes a bow*

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)
I like everyone,
but not as much as I like being a little bitch on the internet.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Angel Islington is 1 stop above mine.
Lucky, lucky you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Oh fuck I'm moving

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Tube whenever possible
Less chance of being stabbed in the neck with a screwdriver
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Stop upsetting me then.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:27, Reply)
During daylight hours I prefer the tube
Either way, you're going to be surrounded by cunts. At least with a tube you only have cunts on the inside, rather than cunts on the outside impeding your journey with their bad driving or inability to cross the road.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Buses. Always
especially as next year I think I'm moving to somewhere without a tube stop.

Cheaper, you have a nice view, and not bad at all.
Am a fan of the bouncy seats on the Bakerloo line though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I think the Victoria line is my favorite tube line.
What is everyone elses favorite tube line?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Central Line
Straight from Northolt to TCR
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)
An interesting choice,
this sub thread has potential.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)
You are at the top of Charing Cross Road for the book shops,
TCR for the electronics, a short walk to British Museeum, etc etc.

And free parking close to Northolt station.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I like the red one, the blue one, the black one, and the Neapolitan ice cream one.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:33, Reply)
You're not taking this seriously enough missy.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)
I am!!
They're the ones I like.
I have to use those ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)
But there are two kinds of blue!
There's Picc. and Victoria.

The ice cream one is several - Circle, Hammersmith and Metropolitan iirc.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I like Bakerloo
where you change from the pink to the brown line
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Denied

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)
ha, best interchange ever

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Hammersmith and City

A much underrated line taht joins up some useful bits of London, and lots of it is above ground, which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Your mum's a taht

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Are you drunk today?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Are you?
'A much underrated line taht joins up some useful bits of London'
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Just cos Monty's not here today

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)
you sonofataht

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)
I approve of that choice.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Northern Bank Branch
Piccadilly north to COCKFOSTERS will have a special place in my heart.
District and Circle Line can go die in a fire.

As said before, the seats of the Bakerloo lines are certainly fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Lol cock.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)
That's exactly why I like it.
Also, I'd gone for lunch by the time you'd posted that picture. I feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:38, Reply)
:(
I think it's hilarious, I might scare the shit out of you all and do something similar on my next landmark post.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:39, Reply)
if you do that I'll leave the internet and never come back.
...oh wait, that's incentive.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)
No, I won't do it
I have a job and stuff, it'll probably come back to haunt me someday.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Plus I don't want hundreds of female b3tans clogging up my gaz box.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Saying things like
"You're fucking disgusting"
"I'm telling the mods"
and
"You've turned me into a lesbian"
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:11, Reply)
You'll be first in the q.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:13, Reply)
To get off B3ta?
Correct.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)
man I can't wait to experience this banter in real life.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:24, Reply)
I bet you won't be able to talk to me.
You'll go all shy and quiet and won't be able to form coherent words.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I'm actually an autism

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:32, Reply)
How much an hour does it pay?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)
If I get the new one it'll be about £17ish
whoop di whoop.
/I bet I don't get it now I'm getting my hopes up.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)
It was a sexface joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:24, Reply)
I KNOW BUT I WANTED TO BOAST

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:30, Reply)
Waterloo and City

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:12, Reply)
MORNINGTON CRESCENT!
not a line I know, but I had to say it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Wasn't that a game?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Damnit!
That was in my head the entire time I was reading that subthread.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Always the tube
Unless its really hot, then don't go to London.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:29, Reply)
I'm getting used to That Tube
in That London.
I've only done the bus a couple of times and can't say I was arsed, although I'm impressed that their buses can talk and I can do sightseeing while travelling.

You are asking for a swooshy kicking, son
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)
I find that if you're on a bus you haven't taken before
you never quiet know when to get off, the the tube it's always really obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Noo, the buses in That London talk
so you know when your stop is coming up.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)
How how do you know the Acacia Avenue

is in fact the stop that you want? It could be anywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Well if it's like Liverpool
Every stop has a sub-title as well as the name of the road it's on
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)
You look out te fucking window.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:38, Reply)
But it's somewhere new, you have no idea what your stop looks like

You been on say The Strand for 10 mins, but which stop on the strand is near to where you want to go, who knows, not me that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)
let's face it
if you are intending to stop on Acacia Avenue, you are either trying to find a brothel, or where Bananaman lives. Either is a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Actually I heard little Eric had to turn to prostitution after his banana addiction became too great
Super Ted is his pimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)
that filthy welsh bastard
I bet spotty is covered in spots because Superted got him hooked on smack.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:47, Reply)
That's why he was so cowardly, he was always on a come down and feeling weak

Captain planet used to fly over and use him as a fuck puppet
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)
that's because that dirty russian bitch wouldn't let the captain ride
I don't blame her though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)
*swoosh*
I should really behave after yesterday huh?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:50, Reply)
It's entirely up to you
/seemingly benign reply
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:53, Reply)
I will continue to be
a cheeky sod then
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Yes
See where it gets you
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)
Left in Croxteth
naked at 3am tied to a lamp post with a sign around my neck saying "Southern peedo"?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:40, Reply)
OR
forced to honour verbal contracts
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Your dad's going to march
me up an aisle with a shotgun between my shoulder blades :(
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:47, Reply)
He'd probably give you a lift to the airport
My Nana, on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:50, Reply)
I hate London.
I hate the tube.

But I like to go to Buckingham Palace and wave and think maybe the Queen can see me and is waving back.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:39, Reply)
She is probably flicking the Vs at you.
She is such a rude bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)
Nah! she'll remember me.
When I was little she took out my stiches from my foo foo after I had fallen off a wall and ended up in hospital and if it wasn't her then it was her doppleganger.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)

What

the

fuck

...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:47, Reply)
She does moonlight, so it could be her.
She has a night job on the dust, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I remember lying there most disconcerted that the Queen was taking out my stiches.
I was going to ask someone but I was only little and too shy to say anything.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Erm....what?
Is this a dream? Drugs?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Memory from childhood.
Still stuck in my head even now. Of course I know it wasn't the Queen now but as a nipper, I thought it was.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:58, Reply)
"I declare this minge...
to be open."
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:07, Reply)
And it was all downhill from there...

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)
Like a prolapse?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)
Oh man, I was just about to eat a sausage roll.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Flaky?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Who wouldn't be?
I'm convinced it was her now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:57, Reply)
I like the tube
I was in London for the weekend, and it went so smoothly and well travel wise that I am looking forward to moving there after uni
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:21, Reply)

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