Now I'm no.1
and you've vanished. Someone's fucking with us, old boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

how very odd

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:45, Reply)

I don't understand, just when I think I get it
it's like shuffle on my I-Pod, sometimes it stays in a genre, next thing it'll flip from Slayer to Nina Simone.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:46, Reply)

I'm afraid that's techno-gibberish to the likes of me

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:52, Reply)

I read a really interesting article about it once
They used the "random" feature of an I-Pod to investigate the nature of randomess, which to humans who see patterns everywhere is very hard to prove.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:54, Reply)

*sighs*
*speaks loudly for benefit of old man*
IT'S LIKE HE HAS PUT ON A 78 OF A DIFFERENT GENRE BY MISTAKE!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Imagine someone left an Earth Wind and Fire record
in your Blue Oyster Cult record sleeve, and then you put it on without looking.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:00, Reply)

I once replaced one of the discs in my copy of Ted Nugent's Double Live Gonzo with one of my Dad's Harry Secombe LPs before lending it to a friend.
The convoluted setup for a shit joke remains a speciality of mine.
(Cave Duck, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:13, Reply)