*sadface*
I just found out Iron Chef UK has been cancelled due to poor ratings (probably because it was on at a stupid time)

What beloved TV shows of yours have been cancelled?
Alternatively make up some stuff about b3tans in tv shows in a comedy fashion like Chompy apprearing in The Office as Paperclip Salesman #1 or something.

I don't really care I'm upset that I can't watch Tom Aikins any more :o(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:14, 125 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Firefly
great show, cancelled because americans are shit.

I can envisage Monty in Rentaghost.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Beat me to it
The best show to be cancelled, period.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)

what, Rentaghost?
I hear ya, dog.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Yet they give Dollhouse a second outing
Dubbayew-TEE-EFF???
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I liked the 1st Season
Haven't seen the 2nd yet.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I stuck with the first season and saw every episode
My conclusion...meh.

Gave up on second season half way through the second episode.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I agree
it was boring.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Shockingly I agree with Lab

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:26, Reply)

*struck dumb*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Actually Lab
if it's your default setting you don't need the astericks
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:32, Reply)

That's a good one
*strikes TGB*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Surely you mean
asterisks?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Surely...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:47, Reply)

yeah, let's double team her!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:52, Reply)

My boss' wife says 'asterix' like the fucking comic
She also says 'manifesto' when she means 'manifest'. She used to be a teacher, for fuck's sake.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I'm starting that next week when I finish studio 60

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:03, Reply)

I've never watched Iron chef so it's probably my fault.
Most of my favorite shows have been cancelled: Firefly, Deadwood, The Tick, Family Guy (repeatedly), Arrested Development.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)

+1 for Arrested Development
Also Family Guy and Futurama.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Are you keeping score on me?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Yes, have been for a while
You're currently on: 1
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Aw man, internet recognition,
brb updating facebook.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:22, Reply)

The Tick
animated or live action?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I liked both
but the live action got canned after about 5 episodes, it had potential.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I only saw a brief part of it
the cartoon was awesome. Bit too weird for a lot of people I suspect.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Freakazoid was a great cartoon as well,
I think that was the first time candlejack was se-
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I miss the Tick
"Spoooooooooooooon"
( djtrialprice, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:34, Reply)

dead torch
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I can picture you
In Casualty, having been run over by a Marina, with your face all squished and rupturing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I can imagine you on
Embarrassing Bodies
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Hearing my laughter echo in your cavernous vag?
AHAHAHAHAHAAAAhaaaahaaaahaaaaaa...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:20, Reply)

You know, you'll probably win this
I barely watch tv. Is Casualty still going?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Inexplicably

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:24, Reply)

haha ha
But then we might have to look at his rectal prolapse
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I was really worried the were going to cancel
The One Show when Adrian Chiles walked out. Thankfully they kept it going. Sorted, respect due.
( djtrialprice, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Were you really 'really worried'?
Get a grip on yourself, man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I was about to start one of those
Number 10 Downing Street petitions. Then I got a grip of myself. While thinking Adrian and their correspondants, John Seargent and Giles Brandreth.
( djtrialprice, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:33, Reply)

PHWOOOOARRR
Brandreth in particular gives me the epic horn.

He such a non-total cunt, I think that's what makes him so attractive.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Don't forget the sweaters!
They wouldn't be gayer if he had the word 'bumder' sequinned onto the back.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Ironchef was shit and was presented by an utter tool
Also Tom Aitkin s a cunt,he put his restaurant into administration, fired everyone, didn't pay his bills and then bought it back the next day for a fiver.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:22, Reply)

well... well... welll
so's your mum
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Too right

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:26, Reply)

The L Word
Dead Like Me
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I hate the girl in Dead Like Me!
I just couldn't get into it because I want to smack her
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:45, Reply)

That's an issue for me and True Blood
Can't stand that whinny xmen bitch
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Whinny?
She's not perfect, but she's not a horse.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Your face is a horse face
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Smooth
I want to see that lass riding a massive stallion, which mounts and thrusts his gargantuan barnacled cock into your festering arse, while the woman reaches down to repeatedly hit you in the face with a brick and screeching in her mock Southern accent random lines from the show.

THAT would make me happy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:00, Reply)

yeah!
That's the reason I stopped watching True Blood, I hate her so much.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:52, Reply)

wtf is WRONG with you people?!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)

She is INSANELY annoying

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Sookie?
Fuck off.
(Maryann is well hot though.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:58, Reply)

You're pulling my fucking plonker

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I'd like Tomorrows World back
The clsoet we now have is The Gadget Show, which appears to simply be a day realease session in a branch of Rumbelows
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Maggie Philbin!
Phwooooarrrgghhh!
*does 'hand on arm' gesture*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Phillipa Forrester FTW!
She did some filming at my school once, and I saw her in the flesh (and clothes). A 14 yr old Lab spaffed his grey school trousers that day.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Did it do that pre cum thing?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Back then it did
*wistful sigh*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Twin Peaks...
They should have been allowed to finish it.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Monkey Dust!

It was B3ta animated, but with less autism.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:25, Reply)

That was some dark shit
loved it!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:26, Reply)

"Where have you really been?"
"I volunteered to be a cum sponge at a gay German fetish club."
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:30, Reply)

The dad who killed himself every week when his son visited
Darker than a dark thing
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:40, Reply)

The not-so-dark bits were good too.
I liked the "trained actor" guy with the expressionless voice.
(Cave Duck, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I love the meatsafe murderer only I never done it
that prompted me to buy a space hopper.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I may have to buy it on DVD
it seems so long ago that I watched it last (5 years or so?)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:49, Reply)

"That's the plot to 2001: Space Odyssey."
"I rubbed peanut butter on my balls and tied myself to a lamppost while a dog licked it off."
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:47, Reply)

"HE WAS A PAEDOPHILE!
By his own admission, he spent his days "fiddling on the roof.""

Such a shame that one had to end. And a real tragedy they never released series 2 and 3 on DVD.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Better Off Ted and The Unusuals
brilliant shows.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Better Off Ted's been cancelled?
I'd just started watching that!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I think so
there was some talk about voting for one show to be saved, it was one, Chuck won. I may be wrong/imagining the whole thing though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Chucks got that chick in though.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Better Off Ted has whatserface from Arrested Development in
Though she's one of those lezbeens in real life.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Meh, she's been going downhill since Single Female Lawyer
www.tacomaworld.com/gallery/data/500/Yvonne_Strahovski.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:39, Reply)

tasty

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I was thinking
Portia de Rossi
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Yeah I know,
My post was confusing, i meant to say screw portia de rossi, Yvonne Strahovski is much hotter.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Frosty the Snow Whore?
aka Veronica
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I liked Veronica's Closet
it was silly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I also miss
God, The Devil and Bob.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Me too!
that show was so funny.

Do I get points for not starting a thread at the same time as you?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:40, Reply)

You get 5000 points
Making you 5000 times better than Chompy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Yay!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Freaks and Geeks

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Pushing Daisies
worth it just for Anna Friel looking as lovely as a lovely thing on lovely day.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Reaper
was reasonably entertaining
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I liked it
The guy playing The Devil was excellent.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:35, Reply)

he really was

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Duckman

(Cave Duck, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I remember that
Oooh that's reminded me of The Critic. That show was utter genius.
( djtrialprice, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
apparently they cancelled it because Aaron Sorkins, the writer, was a coke addict and once he got cleaned up he couldn't write as well.

I also want more Firefly, that show had so much potential. I can't believe the cancel stuff like that and keep rehashing Stargate.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:40, Reply)

How could I forget that?
I loved it.
What maths are you doing?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Creating invoices for a solicitor who's too fucking retarded to do it himself
and every time I send him an invoice for agreement he says he doesn't agree with it and asks me to go through all my figures. When I do that he then says "oh fine, I'll agree it because I can't be bothered arguing about it", meaning "oh yes, of course you're right. Again".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Gay, I'm also doing maths
possibly as dull as yours.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:53, Reply)

It is pretty dull
and it's only using the basic addition sums so I can't show off either.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Oh I loved Studio 60 too!
Kitty we are so the same! Except I'm slightly taller and fatter
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:49, Reply)

You're taller than me?
I'm 5'6".

Oh, and a half! Don't forget the half.

Edit: Also, I'm twinned with Aberracion in Spain too, I'll have to add you to my sign.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:50, Reply)

SLIGHTLY?!!
*coughs*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:52, Reply)

You're right
I'm quite a lot taller at 5'10"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:58, Reply)

that's pretty tall
I'm only that tall when I put on my huuuuge Iron Fist shoes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Iron Fist shoes are all of the awesome
TGB is not.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Are Iron Fist shoes actually gloves?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Gauntlets, surely?
That or hardcore robot porn
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:33, Reply)

*orders*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Don't forget the WD40
Use 2615 - wanking to robot porn
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:37, Reply)

I have no beloved TV shows, thankfully
I wish Rob Grant had stayed on Red Dwarf though.
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Firefly, Reaper, Angel, Heroes, Primeval
And to a lesser extent Teachers, as it had gone shit when it was cancelled.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Red dwarf, it was so awesome and funny, "Rimmer", what wit and charm
smeglol
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:09, Reply)

I LOVED it. It was so funny
I liked it in series 4286 when everything went backwards and then they all said 'smeg'. It was like Terry Pratchett in space.

BRILLIANT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Yeah, totally hi-larious

Especially watching Craig Charles stumbled around while fucked on Space Crack
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I liked episode 8753444
when he commits that space rape. But then GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!!111!!

Smegging AWESOME.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:21, Reply)

ha ha ha, POTD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Have you seen the top of the popular page?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:28, Reply)

I have, you bounder.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:28, Reply)

I did try and click space rape several times to get it up there;
between you and me I did actually laugh out loud.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:29, Reply)

You're a gent.
It's weird, some of my (in my opinion) finest ever posts have gone nowhere, and some other mediocre ones (my calling Foxtrot a Bumlord of the Sith is still on there) have been popular.

I JUST DON'T GET IT!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:33, Reply)

No I don't either, no one replied to Wonky Monty Bumber Boyce
and yet there it is
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Now I'm no.1
and you've vanished. Someone's fucking with us, old boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:44, Reply)

how very odd

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:45, Reply)

I don't understand, just when I think I get it
it's like shuffle on my I-Pod, sometimes it stays in a genre, next thing it'll flip from Slayer to Nina Simone.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:46, Reply)

I'm afraid that's techno-gibberish to the likes of me

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:52, Reply)

I read a really interesting article about it once
They used the "random" feature of an I-Pod to investigate the nature of randomess, which to humans who see patterns everywhere is very hard to prove.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:54, Reply)

*sighs*
*speaks loudly for benefit of old man*
IT'S LIKE HE HAS PUT ON A 78 OF A DIFFERENT GENRE BY MISTAKE!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Imagine someone left an Earth Wind and Fire record
in your Blue Oyster Cult record sleeve, and then you put it on without looking.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:00, Reply)

I once replaced one of the discs in my copy of Ted Nugent's Double Live Gonzo with one of my Dad's Harry Secombe LPs before lending it to a friend.
The convoluted setup for a shit joke remains a speciality of mine.
(Cave Duck, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:13, Reply)

Studio 60 on the sunset strip

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:01, Reply)