This is a more complicated question than it at first appears
Because I feel the various choices might affect one another. You see, my obvious first choice for my sleb would be someone like Geike Arnaert or Joanne Shaw Taylor who I'd like to "spend my time" with, but then my non-b3tan choices might be good friends or indeed my family, and their presence might make things a bit awkward.

Or I could just not choose people I'd like to bone.

Perhaps I'm thinking too much about this...sod it,
Monty and my father in order that we can discuss the relative merits of Quintessence and Hawkwind's early work, Brian Wilson's work with the Beach Boys and so on and so forth.
My housemate to share a few final pints of ale
I suspect Lampito might be able to provide a good eulogy for the end of existence in Latin to make it sound profound (though it will probably translate to "you've a face like a donkey's fanny.")
And David Attenborough. I've heard he's a nice bloke.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:11, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Or you could choose
2 b3tans and 2 non-b3tans who you'd also like to bone and spend a fifth of your time with each.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I had the same trouble
naturally I'd want to spend my time with Mrs V, but if the choice is there, I'd also quite like to be boning this lass www.imagendelaverdad.laespadadelaverdad.com/data/media/29/bridget_regan_08.jpg

now, my mrs would be into that, but I'm not sure I'd want friends around at the same time.

b3tans would be slightly easier I guess, as Roota has already expressed desire to get it on with my mrs, so that's an obvious choice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Ooo she's hot!
Bridget I mean, not Roota.

I've never met or seen Roota, she might be hot, I don't know, it doesn't really matter to me. For her sake I'll say that she's lovely. There, is that enough? Happy now?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Meh
She's alright I suppose.
( djtrialprice, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I am hotter than the sun

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Just not quite as bright, eh?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:20, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:21, Reply)

My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony
we're quoting The Bloodhound Gang right?
( djtrialprice, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:21, Reply)

does she have more chins than a chinese phone book?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:22, Reply)

You're goddamn right we are!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:22, Reply)

This ditsy thing is an act
I'm actually a genius
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:21, Reply)

yeah Bridget is hot
she makes a dreadful tv series well worth watching. It's cleavage-tastic

actually, it has a load of tasty women in it. Several of them mostly wear skintight leather.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:19, Reply)

What is this show?
Call it my need to know.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Legend of the Seeker
it's mildly dreadful swords and sorcery type stuff, but they really know how to do casting :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I shall find this
And watch it alone.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Right, so to make it easier then (as I can't be in two places at once)
You and djtp can be my b3tans, your missus and Tigger can be my non-b3tans, and Paul O'Grady can be my celeb. I reckon we'll get on.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:18, Reply)

that's sensible
I can choose another b3tan and two non-b3tans as well

this will be quite the party.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Don't let me near the weed
I'll just fall asleep with my eyes open and your missus won't get the best seeing to of her life
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:22, Reply)

vultus habes qualem diffissus in aestu meientis mulae cunnus habere solet
;)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:19, Reply)

I have no idea what that means
But I can hazard a guess at "mulae cunnus habere".
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:22, Reply)

You have a face like the cunt of a mule on heat is accustomed to have, while she pisses

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:24, Reply)

It works better with the original line, which is "your open mouth gapes like..."
YES I JUST PLAGARISED CATULLUS. SUCK IT UP.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:25, Reply)

*Sucks it up*
Ewww.
*screws up face*
*face resembles micturating mule-on-heat's vagina*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:30, Reply)

This, kids, is what a BA in Classics entails:
www.vroma.org/~hwalker/VRomaCatullus/097x.html

Fuck yeah.

te mentior; vultus habes qualem cornix
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Now this is the sort of poetry I could enjoy...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:38, Reply)

The poem in my exam, I kid you not, can be summarised by:
"Look mate. I know you're fucking someone. You're tarted up and we can fucking hear your bed shaking all night. She's blatantly an ugly one if you're not telling us about her, so spill the beans and I'll take the piss by writing poems about you two and giving them to everyone"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:40, Reply)

And to think people say stuff in Latin to look profound...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I don't think I've ever written anything profound in latin.
My favourite profound thing in Latin is a mosaic, so says a lot while saying nothing.

Trying to decide if I want it as a tattoo.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I think you should
a tattoo of a mosaic would look cool
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:58, Reply)

It's a brilliant image
The way I see it is "We're going to die, let's get drunk and be happy"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)

got a pic of it?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)