Nice!
Good old over-reacting, nosey cunts there. Here is a massive internet tip, the best things for burns, and i keep a bottle of it at ALL times in the fridge is Whitch Hazel. It's like a magic elixir that soothes and prevents blisters, big time. On sunday I was being a man and fucking about lighting the bbq....a few of the charcoal briquettes fell from their lofty pyramid and being the man that I am, i decided to use my manly fingers to place it back on top of the pile. The initial sizzling alerted me to the fact the opposite side of the briquette was in fact white hot. I raced in for the witch hazel and soaked some cotton wool and wrapped it around my crispy fingertip for about 20 minutes.... The result was a tiny blister that wasn't raised, or pussy or sore.

Rewind to a pizza related incident where upon my greed fat cuntness made me touch the metal grill and there was NO witch hazel...it stung like a enraged hornet for hours and came up in a fat, angry, puss filled blister that took weeks to go away.

I usually buy the bottles of clear stuff from boots, money well spent..It is also great for ANY skin condition, especially sunburn or even sweaty chaffing.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

it's great on bruises too,
the really nasty ones where you proper bang one of your pointy bits, it takes the swelling down and stops it turning all purple and shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:39, Reply)