As long as nobody was in there with you.
And you live alone, and don't mind bathing in your own piss. And you're not planning on taking a bath without cleaning the tub out first.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:29, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yep, that is pretty much every one of my fetishes right there
That's some Jedi shit you just pulled
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:31, Reply)

I have a Jedi-shit fetish too.
We should meet up and have epic fights with our brown light-sabres.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Sounds good
But I have to find the droids I'm looking for first
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:39, Reply)

If you shite me down I shall become more poowerful than you could possibly imagine.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:42, Reply)

I thought that was a typo
and then I got it. Points, sir. So many points.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:59, Reply)

With your nefarious arse-banditry
I should imagine it's 'rhoids you should be more worried about.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Hey, I might be a girl,
but c'mon.....it's normal right?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:32, Reply)

You MIGHT be a girl?
Surely that's something you should know for sure either way?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:39, Reply)

I just checked under my nightie
and there's no protruding bits downs below.

actually, there's not a lot of protruding bits above, either but I'll definitely say female
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:41, Reply)

Hmm
Just because you're a girl doesn't mean you don't have any protruding bits!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:43, Reply)

They got a bit small lately.
I'm hoping they'll grow back soon.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Eh?
You have variable flaps? Like a Boeing?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Upper ones.
lower ones are about the same as always. I just touched them too, to check.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Oh sorry
I see what you mean now. I was talking about the downstairs area.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Protruding bits aren't everything
unless you're a bloke. In which case they are. Very much so. Because we're unbelievably shallow creatures. Apologies if I'm ruining the magic for anyone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:43, Reply)

So, basically, you mean you've got a small willy.
?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Of course he does
He's a bloke on the internet. They all have small willies.

Oh, wait - I'm a bloke on the internet too. Damn!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:57, Reply)

There's really fuck all I can say to that
On the aforementioned grounds of shallowness I can't tell you I've got a small willy. And if I tell you I've got a big willy you'll acc being a lying arse with a small willy.

It's huge though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:02, Reply)

If you've a fetish for bath cleaning
I have a filthy tub just waiting for you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:32, Reply)

And remember
Pissing in the shower, you might get off with. But don't extend the concept any further and take a shit. It'll most likely block the plughole, unless you've got a serious dose of the runs.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:33, Reply)

Oh fuck it.
couldn't resist
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:35, Reply)