I prefer Gustav
www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/161974.html
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think you may struggle to use that effectively at the distance involved
unless you are planning to slowly lower the barrel and hit him with it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I've just done a tea fountain.
It stings my nose.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I just said I preferred it.
I'm not using it in my duel. I've already answered that question, you haemmorhoid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:37, Reply)

shut it foetus

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I wish your mum had done that 28 (or however the fuck old you are) years ago.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:40, Reply)

He wishes he was 28

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:43, Reply)

ZING!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:44, Reply)

He wishes his IQ was 28

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I am 28

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:45, Reply)

WOW!!! YOUR WISH HAS COME TRUE!!!111!!!1

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:46, Reply)

This whole sub-thread is 28.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:46, Reply)

it's 28 kinds of stupid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Fuck, really?
So, you're engaged, but the same age as me, and have some overlapping musical tastes.

I can't remember the last time I felt so suicidal, yet so ragingly engorged too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I don't know what to make of this
(I could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl!)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I mean that *sniff* you're so much more successful than I
And it makes me sad. The engorged bit is because my own failure turns me on.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:57, Reply)

to make matters worse
I'm also a massive stoner, so am very unmotivated
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Was it the last time you were in a room with TGB?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I only ever feel rage when near TGB
And 'rage' is not what I name my penis/balls/prostate.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:56, Reply)

it's what I call mine from now on
"The Rage"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Damn, now I can't do that!
The Missus has already said I can't name our firstborn, regardless of gender, "Rage". She's also forbidden me from having a throne.

I'm having a damn throne
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Is that wise?
If there's one part of your body you don't want to start shouting "fuck you I won't do what you tell me"...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:13, Reply)

a valid point
I shall give it some consideration
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Your mum's 28

(stone)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:49, Reply)

yes dear

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I saw a documentary about that.
Completely mental.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:32, Reply)

There's a whole episode of Young Indiana Jones about it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Oh yeah.
Your sig breaks my heart.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I quite like it

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Jokes!!1

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I changed it when I saw the group.
"MILTON KEYNES IS FULL OF ROUNDABOUTS! LOL JK!!! I MEAN SNAKES."
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I hate facebook fan pages. Just putting it out there.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Not even this one?
www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?gid=122941711069097
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:51, Reply)

that is great
we'll be starting to see idiot flags on cars soon
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I read it, found it vaguely amusing
but still wouldn't join.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I love the irony of the fact that if you type in 'duplicate groups'
it brings up over 200 results for "I hate duplicate groups"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I hate Facebook.

*puts it out there*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I hate your mother
even so....

*puts it in there*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:52, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I like it. It's useful for contacting people and shit
and looking at pretty boys :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:59, Reply)

My daughter joins all manner of the fuckers.
I thought I might disown her, but I was overwhelmed by paternal spirit and decided to lock her in the basement instead. No signal down there.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Tough love, right here ^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Sometimes, Monty, it's the only way.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:55, Reply)

*sighs* I have so much to learn...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:56, Reply)

My youngest sister is 20 and still types messages on facebook in text speak.
I want to kill her but I love her too much.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I must warn you, it's a slippery road to Fritzldom

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I like (I mean am mildly amused by, not FB like)
"I like your make up, lol jk, it looks like you got gangbanged by Crayola"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:01, Reply)

hehehe

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:02, Reply)

also
"I'd carry you to the moon and back, LOL JK, you're fat and I'd die"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:05, Reply)

nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:07, Reply)