Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You'll retain more water when you're pregnant.Did the doctor tell you feet higher than hips? Not worth bothering if they ain't - arse comfortably on sofa, legs supported on stool (or Catface's head) with ankles higher than hips (higher than head too excessive).
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thealternativefact, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:04,
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cool. I am reclining on cushions now.I need someone to fan me and feed me grapes (and when I say 'grapes', I mean chocolate and cakes, oh yes).
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:10,
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If Captain Vee is not performing his doting-husbandly chores,I shall kick his too-close-to-the-ground arse when I see him.
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thealternativefact, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:15,
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