I love London
I was going to go out. Instead, we bought 4 bottles of spirits, loads of limes and lots of Diet Coke. We sat inside and got destroyed, and I got home at 1 barely able to walk.

THE END.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You crazy students
what will you think of next.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Traffic cone theft?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I'll bet they stole a road sign and put it in their front room too.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:16, Reply)

WOW IT'S LIKE YOU'RE AT MY FRIEND'S PLACE
I have none of these things. I barely even drink. Instead of drink little and often, I will have one or 3 drinks and end up obliterated, about once a week.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:17, Reply)

My friends have
and roadwork signs from Waterloo bridge
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I remember playing Bonnie Tyler
I decided to put this as my status. Someone commented that I'd not made any typos, so I managed to type "I'm ftunnk snf i acna#y ytype["

Chompy told me to get the fuck off the internet :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I know
I saw that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I gave a friend a sexydance.
WHY HAVE I WOKEN UP AT 9? I'm supposed to sleep the day away!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I smile whenever I drive past Gonz's flat (which I did just yesterday)
as I know I am within just a few metres of where you were violated by Sexface.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Really, REALLY sadface
I am sad I've not got to tell my side of the story. If you can bear it I'll tell you at your thingy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

In which side of the story do you end up not sleeping with sexface.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:27, Reply)

No, I do.
But I hope I come out of it looking a bit better.

He's pretty persistent.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:30, Reply)

She turned around
and therefore as she didn't see it, it didn't happen.

She probably didn't feel it either.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Putting wine and vodka in a grotty bowl
and calling it punch.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:24, Reply)

oh stop it i might be sick

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I was going to link to a picture of vomit here
but thought better of it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:31, Reply)

You are really REALLY going to get punched in the face next time I see you

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:33, Reply)

For not linking to vomit?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:36, Reply)

For even thinking of it
Which would be worse? Me punching you in the face or trying to kiss you?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:37, Reply)

both are easily avoided with a quick head butt.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:39, Reply)

:(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)

You being violated by Sexface anywhere in the world

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I bet you've fucked people you'd rather you hadn't >_<

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)

It's always the other way round

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:42, Reply)