I have posted on QOTW
It is rare I do this.
LOOK AT ME!!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:07, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Up your mimsy

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Up yer jizzle with a bottlebrush!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I bet Jesus loves a bit of that
I bet he leaves a pipe cleaner in his.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Toilet brush, actually

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)

It just looks like a pipe cleaner
because of the scale
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Oh Al
We're lucky gals, me and thee.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I can't wait for June 12th, just me, Jesus and 70,000 strangers in a field.
It'll be like our first date all over again. But without the sex.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Why without the sex?
He could slip it up your kaftan and nobody would notice
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I couldn't do that to you
I have morals you know.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)

It's ok
He told me that Greek Manly Love doesn't count.
Especially if it's not done in a bed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Sp if he ravishes Applebite in a geeky manly way then you're okay with that?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I said GREEK, not geek, you big banana.
And it has to be pure Greek Manly Love between two men in a field.
Otherwise it's gay and infidelitous.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Having sex with Applebite is gay?
I didn't realise, she does a very good impression of a girl.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I meant gay OR infidelitous, sorry

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I'm never letting you do that to me again

( djtrialprice, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)

well done
this allows me to ask the question: am I the only person who doesn't like that fucking sunscreen song?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Some of the advice is decent.
The bit about your parents or something makes me cry.
But it's mostly shit. And it's not a song, no way.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

You are not alone
It's fucking pretentious shite. Like every wank-rag Luhrmann has called a "film."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I clicked on the Replies to see the scathing abuse the poster so rightly deserved
It saddened me that at the time everyone was like, "Oh wow, thanks for posting the lyrics to a twee and patronising gobshite of a song that's about 15 years old. You are a true humanitarian of Mohandas Gandhi proportions." But without the sarcasm.
( djtrialprice, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)

link please?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I don't get it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:16, Reply)

There's nowt to get really

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)