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Image challenge
I see this weeks challenge has made it to the Daily Fail

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1280010/Olympic-mascots-Wenlock-Mandeville-internet-viral-treatment.html
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:03, 36 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Yeah they always are when it's vaguely topical.
Easy way to fill pages innit.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:07, Reply)
I wonder if Mail readers look up B3ta thinking it'll be a wheeze
only to be completely horrified by Maddie and Diana bashing etc
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:07, Reply)
Cant be bad
I think that how i found it
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:11, Reply)
I hope so
The idea of horrifying a Dail Mail reader brightens my day no end
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:12, Reply)
your terrifyingly gay visage terrifies proles and reasonable folk alike

(, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:16, Reply)
Repetition of terrify, or variants thereof
Standards are slipping, old boy
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:17, Reply)
I really did not notice that
also, it seems like we are playing I'm sorry I haven't a clue
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:19, Reply)
Just a minute.

(, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:41, Reply)
Make it about five hours please
I don't want to read any of your shit posts
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:58, Reply)
But Al, you've already shown how much you rock with your knowledge of which aging action film stars
could totally rip each other FOR REAL.

There's no need to gild the lily
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:15, Reply)
yeah, that too

(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:07, Reply)
"The original one-eyed figures were created by London-based creative agency Iris, whose clients include Wonderbra and Argos."
How long before we start getting crossovers on the board do you reckon?
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 11:15, Reply)
It's the line
"they are said to have been created from part of the last steel girder placed in the olympic stadium" NO THEY FUCKING HAVEN'T YOU FUCKING WORKSHY CUNT OF A JOURNALIST. That is called a "backstory" invented by some poncy marketing executive who I would gladly love to see impaled on a massive fucking spike. Every sinlge person involved in both the original design and the subsequent newspaper stories should be stabbed in the genitals with a bread knife.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)
I have posted on QOTW
It is rare I do this.
LOOK AT ME!!!
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:07, Reply)
Up your mimsy

(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:07, Reply)
Up yer jizzle with a bottlebrush!

(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:09, Reply)
I bet Jesus loves a bit of that
I bet he leaves a pipe cleaner in his.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:09, Reply)
Toilet brush, actually

(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)
It just looks like a pipe cleaner
because of the scale
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)
Oh Al
We're lucky gals, me and thee.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:13, Reply)
I can't wait for June 12th, just me, Jesus and 70,000 strangers in a field.
It'll be like our first date all over again. But without the sex.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)
Why without the sex?
He could slip it up your kaftan and nobody would notice
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)
I couldn't do that to you
I have morals you know.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)
It's ok
He told me that Greek Manly Love doesn't count.
Especially if it's not done in a bed.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:28, Reply)
Sp if he ravishes Applebite in a geeky manly way then you're okay with that?

(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:41, Reply)
I said GREEK, not geek, you big banana.
And it has to be pure Greek Manly Love between two men in a field.
Otherwise it's gay and infidelitous.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)
Having sex with Applebite is gay?
I didn't realise, she does a very good impression of a girl.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:49, Reply)
I meant gay OR infidelitous, sorry

(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:52, Reply)
I'm never letting you do that to me again

(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)
well done
this allows me to ask the question: am I the only person who doesn't like that fucking sunscreen song?
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)
Some of the advice is decent.
The bit about your parents or something makes me cry.
But it's mostly shit. And it's not a song, no way.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)
You are not alone
It's fucking pretentious shite. Like every wank-rag Luhrmann has called a "film."
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)
I clicked on the Replies to see the scathing abuse the poster so rightly deserved
It saddened me that at the time everyone was like, "Oh wow, thanks for posting the lyrics to a twee and patronising gobshite of a song that's about 15 years old. You are a true humanitarian of Mohandas Gandhi proportions." But without the sarcasm.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)
link please?

(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)
I don't get it.

(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:16, Reply)
There's nowt to get really

(, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)

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