Attempted rape is not cheating.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I think she's on about the pretending to be his bird beforehand.
Pretending to cheat is not cheating either.
Although I wouldn't be happy if my bf said he was pretending to be someone else's bf to do them a favour.

And grimness on the scary bloke there, VitC
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:39, Reply)

it was more the tongue assault
but I was bloody terrified the whole time in that country, so god alone knows how i'd cope in a really foreign place. he ended up getting £50, my shoes, and my phone off me before I managed to get out the country. mrvitc is aware that I did not enjoy my work there, and that's all he needs to know!
( ascorbate, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:42, Reply)

were they nice shoes?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:55, Reply)