RONAN KEATING HAS CHEATED ON HIS MISSUS!!"!!"
Who have you cheated on?
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:43, 41 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Nobody ever.
I have been the other guy twice to my knowledge.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:45, Reply)

You're still young and have plenty of time.

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Yeah, get out there and GET CHEATIN', ya hear?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:49, Reply)

He's a guy. (allegedly)
It's inevitable.
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Not all men are cunts.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Which part of my 'make sweeping generalisations persona' have you not noticed.

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:54, Reply)

^ not sure about this ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Hogwash.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Tish, pish and all sorts of tummy-rubbish.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Oi,
stop that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Kris Akabusi

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I bet he was gutted.

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Like a line-caught tuna.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Nope no-one
although I might have cheated myself out of a few shags by being blitheringly unaware someone was interested in me a few times over the years
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Several people, some of them nice, some of them not.
But never Catface. Never will. He makes me want to be monogamous.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:50, Reply)

She says, publically, on a board he often reads.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Nah, he's never on here anymore.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:56, Reply)

He makes me want to be monogamous too.

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:53, Reply)

He makes me want to be castrated with rusty cheesewire.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:54, Reply)

He keeps me in a perpetual state of pregnancy, thus ruining my chances of getting laid.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Ah, so *that's* how you get 'em to stick around.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)

We women can't run far on swollen ankles. FACT.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:03, Reply)

C
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)

ba-zing!

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Sorry, couldn't resist.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:25, Reply)

aaaw
that's very lovely
( ascorbate, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Sadly
Every girlfriend I've been with for more than a month
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Before, after or during you wore their clothes?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:40, Reply)

a scary man in the gambia
promised he would 'look after me' if I pretended to be his girlfriend (I was working over there at the time and VERY VERY white). he then tried to rape me, and stuck his tongue down my throat. MrVitC doesn't know about this, and I'm not sure if it is strictly cheating, but it was pretty fucking grim.
( ascorbate, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Attempted rape is not cheating.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I think she's on about the pretending to be his bird beforehand.
Pretending to cheat is not cheating either.
Although I wouldn't be happy if my bf said he was pretending to be someone else's bf to do them a favour.

And grimness on the scary bloke there, VitC
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:39, Reply)

it was more the tongue assault
but I was bloody terrified the whole time in that country, so god alone knows how i'd cope in a really foreign place. he ended up getting £50, my shoes, and my phone off me before I managed to get out the country. mrvitc is aware that I did not enjoy my work there, and that's all he needs to know!
( ascorbate, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:42, Reply)

were they nice shoes?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:55, Reply)

My God woman!!!!!
Nasty.
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

in fairness
I did get out of the country alive. and I only had a catastrophic mental breakdown a year later. so it was a fair deal.
( ascorbate, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Never so much as kissed another whilst in a relationship
I am unaware of any girl cheating on me but that doesn't mean it hasn't happened I just find it unlikely. I have been the other guy but it was only a snog and we were slaughtered.
( Peej, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Is this just a ploy to find out who is 'fair game'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Ohmygod so that's her game!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:36, Reply)

No one
I'm a good girl.

I mentally cheated, as in, fell in love with another boy, imagined him instead of my boyfriend while we were doing nasty stuff. I called his name, managed to change it to a gasp or something. I don't know.

I WAS 15 DON'T JUDGE ME
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I've never cheated
on anyone. Although I did have a boyfriend when a friendly-sleepy-mate hug turned in to him wanking over me whilst I slept. Which was weird. And I did once drunkenly snog the face off a mate whose psycho girlfriend was adamant we'd been shagging behind her back for months. I felt bad to prove her semi-right but she'd been giving me grief for ages - at least after I'd snogged him it was vaguely deserved rather than her just being a mentalist towards me.
(berk, Fri 21 May 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Real Ale
(I had a pint of lager with my curry earlier)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)