What unusual fantasies do you have about yourself?
sometimes i like to imagine myself wrapping someone up in bread like a cocoon, placing them in an oven until they're baked then allowing the bready cocoon to turn them into a butterfly.
then i would eat them.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 24 May 2010, 21:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Looks like I'll have to perfect my ninja-butterfly techniques while I'm in the oven.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 May 2010, 21:56, Reply)

or some kind houdini-esque manoevre?
perhaps you could secret yourself in the top oven whilst i believe you are in the main oven then pounce on me in a vampire-butterfly-ninja combo and catching me off-guard throw me in the oven and roast me to a self-basted goldenly glory.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 24 May 2010, 22:04, Reply)

If I escape from my cocoon too early, I may not have time to turn into a butterfly.
Perhaps I can get by with being a moth instead and use the extra time to sneak off to the top oven.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 May 2010, 22:18, Reply)

or maybe you would turn into MOTHRA from the Japanese films...
in which case you would be too big for the top-oven.
instead you could wreak havoc in the skies...

right, enough of this, i'm off to bed. gotta be up early tomorrow!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 24 May 2010, 23:02, Reply)