My Zebrafish look more like Tigers now

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 7:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Scrub them in bleach then.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 25 May 2010, 7:34, Reply)

Ok!
and hello, Bertleby. How 3e you doing?

I hope life is treating you like a game of snakes and ladders with a disproportionate ratio of ladders leading directly to 100
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 7:47, Reply)

All my ladders are horizontal,
As the song goes, "The only way is along, baby"
Can't complain though, as nobody will listen.

How's you?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 25 May 2010, 7:52, Reply)

I wouldn't have asked if I'd known you were going to go all emo on me. I'm on the train to work! Woowoo! Chuffachuffachuffa Woowoo! First great western spoil all my fun :(

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 7:59, Reply)

Well thanks for that.
If you think I'm and emo, you should see some of the crowd round here.
Bunch of wrist slitting misery guts they are, and no mistake.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:03, Reply)

I hope that they all die
A premature death
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:15, Reply)

I'm not sure you can talk like that here at the moment.
:(
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:26, Reply)

Whyever not?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:27, Reply)

A number of people are in mourning for a beloved B3tan

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:30, Reply)

You mean Jessie?
She really was one of the good ones, I'd gladly swap 99% of the people here to bring her back
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:52, Reply)

it's worth a shot
you fire up the chainsaw, I'll load the .50 cal.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:27, Reply)

How did Donkey Gums get Bert's account?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:36, Reply)

I kicked a rainbow
Til it sicked a puppy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:56, Reply)