Hello mr sex monkey
do you like cauliflowers?
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hello Mr Halfpants
No. I do not like cauliflowers, because when I put them in my buttonholes they stink-up my lapels.

How are you doing?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:26, Reply)

Aye plodding along thanks
looking forward to some lie ins and not staring at a compputer monitor for a few days.

you back for good or just roaring through the boards like a comet burning up in the atmosphere and planning another spectacular impact / exit again?
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:29, Reply)