I'm off for a fortnight a week Thursday
but that means that I'll be left with just 3.5 days holiday for the rest of the fucking year, which isn't so good.

Still, I ordered some rather nice shorts that have arrived at my office this morning, I trimmed the cat's claws and descaled the washing machine and dishwasher last night, instead of shoving booze and drugs down my neck, consequently I walked to the tube instead of taking the bus and I am frighteningly on the case today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

god yeah
the rock and roll lifestyle of having your own house

I spent sunday vacuuming, washing & ironing and cleaning the windows inside and out
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:48, Reply)

GANGSTA

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:49, Reply)

hell yes
I'm sure the house proud thing will wear off eventually, or i'll find some nice woman share it with and help with the cleaning!
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:51, Reply)

My flat looks like a squat that has been burgled
but they didn't take anything, crossed with a derelict library and a record shop. I'm such a fucking CHICK MAGNET it's untrue*.

(*it is entirely untrue)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:54, Reply)

ah
well this is my first place all to myself, so haven't had the chance to accumulate years of bricabrac to clog it up, still have big yawning empty spaces around where furniture or pictures will go.

Luckily got enough bookshelves before I moved in and operate a one in one out system on clothes to stop having tonnes of shit i neither wear or want anymore
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:59, Reply)

If you never let it get too bad
it's easy to maintain.

Monty Boyce - giving out sound advice he cannot take himself, since 1973
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:03, Reply)

I have a place for everything and everything in it's place.
I once lost an eyeliner pencil and nearly had an epileptic fit.
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:08, Reply)

You shouldn't keep your makeup
next to a strobe, then.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Probably not but it helps with the autism.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Who are you and what have you done with Monty?

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:52, Reply)

It's all wrong, isn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:55, Reply)

I guess even Lemmy has to wash a cup now and then.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:56, Reply)

I have been at domestic rock bottom for some time now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:59, Reply)

you can't spell rock bottom without ROCK!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Great maxim there, young fellow-me-lad

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Or bottom, you bummer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:10, Reply)

trust you to think of that you gaybo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I fear Foxtrot has infected me with some kind of ballroom bum disease

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:21, Reply)

doesn't surprise me
the grubby little blighter
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:21, Reply)

At uni I had a jar, that way I knew no one else was using it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:00, Reply)

How the fuck did that work with hot drinks?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:04, Reply)

It was a bit burny, until I got one of those stubby holders Australians use
A sort of neoprene sleeve.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:05, Reply)