My teeth have more mercury than tooth-stuff in them
I've got 3 missing (two to make room for my Bugs Bunny front teeth when I was growing up, and one because of an abscess), 3 crowns and more fillings than a pie manufacturer's warehouse.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I always brush my teeth too hard thus my gums are receding.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Get an electric toothbrush
great for cleaning and you can't mince your gums.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I must be brushing my hair too hard then.

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:28, Reply)

or it's because you're Scottish.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:38, Reply)