I love Hotel Chocolat
When I'm in the shopping centre I always go in there because they give out free samples. They really do make awesome chocolate, they totally pwn Thorntons.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

they tried to headhunt me,
but they were based somewhere shit so I didn't go to meet them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Whilst I know what you mean
I have a hideous mental image of you running away from some kind of chocolate assassin. Like a Cadbury's Predator
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:43, Reply)

"Cadburys Predator"
Euphemism of the week! DING-DING-DING-DING-DING!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Can't make it my sig though
I'll look like a chocolate-covered DJTrialPrice. Surely that's too great a temptation thrown in Roota's path
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I'm thinking of a Purple Jean-Claude Van Damme
hunting Monty through Bournville.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

or possibly
Bertie Bassett moonlighting
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:57, Reply)

On ya go wee man
You're clear to proceed
( djtrialprice, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Most kind

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I'm picturing a gang of headshrinkers
Waving artefacts at him as they chase
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Guns
that shoot cocoa beans?
(berk, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Totally

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:53, Reply)

You dissed the Oompa Loompas?
Big mistake.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:54, Reply)