What should I say to the inevitable repetitive questions that I'll get when I tell people I don't drink?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:53, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Tell them to fuck off.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:54, Reply)

A bit anti-social, but ok.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:54, Reply)

It's your business.
Not theirs.
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:59, Reply)

tell them it's because you were having too much drunken anonymous sex

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I like this one.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Just hit them
but, since you're more than likely a limp-wristed, teetotal girlpants, they'll probably hit you back much harder.

You wannet
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Say you were born with four kidneys
so no matter how much you drink it doesn't get you drunk, so you might as well buy cheaper soft drinks.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Duly noted and plenty of room for improvisation here.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Tell them
that you're allergic to alcohol and that you'll die, then look at them in a way that'll make them feel guilty for being such piss-artists themselves.
(berk, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I'm definitely going down the more obscure route
I think I'll see how many different unusual explanations I can have flying around this small town.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I forgot to ask...
How was your trip to New York? Did you slap any taxis?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 14:04, Reply)

It was great, it's an excellent city
I didn't slap a taxi but I did have an argument with a taxi driver who took exception that the 30% tip I gave him was in coins. Silly americans.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Awww
When I go I'll slap one for you! :)

Ooooh arguments about tips, how very British of you. You should have hit him in the face with your passport and called him ma laddie!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Tell them
You like to stay sober so you can pickpocket all your drunken friends with simplicity and ease.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Yes!
I missed you Flim, where ya been?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I bin workin'
Its really quite overrated but I got a pay rise so my departure from B3ta has at least got me some cash to splash!

How have you been?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Super-splendid thanks miss.
Life's pretty fucking good at the mo.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Jolly glad to hear it! :)
I like it when people are happy, it makes me grin!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 14:23, Reply)

tell them you're the subject of an ancient curse
and everytime you drink alcohol dolphins get one step closer to evolutionary superiority over humans.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Haha
*writes down*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:26, Reply)