is office sex really as hawt as it seems?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:47, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ask a photocopier!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 14:48, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:50, Reply)

No, a photocopier.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Not in the server room
because servers need to be cooled to be reliable so server rooms are usually quite chilly
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:48, Reply)

that sounds nice actually, you won't get all hot and sweaty

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Woo!
You're getting all factual on everyone's asses!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I'm facting arses everywhere.
Are you coming to Al thing on the 18th?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I am
I am assuming you are which means that we will be able to continue our very detailed conversation concerning DFS sofas. I am looking forward to this.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Ha, I was going to say something about reasearching sofas before we meet again.
I just got a new table for my birthday, I'll tell you all about it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Fantastic
I shall bring a notebook and overhead projector!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Making a powerpoint spreadsheet now.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Make it better than your excel spreadsheet
Yeah?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:14, Reply)

also the IT guy would be all anal and not in a good way
he'd be all "you can't sit there, that's where the flux capacitor goes" and there would be no sweeping of stuff off the desk, things would be gently displaced.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:04, Reply)

It was when I did it.
I had to walk like John Wayne all the way home.
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Slightly beardy and drunk?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Officelol with added coffee squirt through nose!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:58, Reply)

*curtsies*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 14:59, Reply)

so should I?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:54, Reply)

No it was a big mistake.
Learn from my mistakes.
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:55, Reply)

that doesn't even make any sense
nothing you said alluded to it being a mistake
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:58, Reply)

See post below.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:59, Reply)

sorry, still doesn't make sense
what's the point in saying it was hot and then telling me not to make the same mistake you did?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Because it was hot but had I known what a pillock he was then I wouldn't have bothered.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)

you would've

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Wouldn't.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:15, Reply)

welllllllll we all make mistakes

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Me more than most it seems.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:19, Reply)

nah, I reckon I've made a shit load of mistakes
we'll continue to do so
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:23, Reply)

That's a shame.

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Depends who it's with
If you're both single (look at me with my values and morals), both attracted to each other, both adult to be on the same page, then sure go for it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:57, Reply)

That's true.
The guy I was with was another cunt I made the mistake of hooking up with. Your guy may differ.
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I don't understand this whole "morals" business.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:08, Reply)

They're a mushroom aren't they?

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Then bend over the desk/photocopier/water fountain
And let him fuck you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I didn't realise that was the standard office sex position
besides, who's to say it is a man?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:15, Reply)

You soon will

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:16, Reply)

With spurs on?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:54, Reply)