don't diss brown corduroy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:19, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Brown corduroy
Is boring and shit.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:20, Reply)

would you accept brown corduroy flares as acceptable work attire in a fairly casual office?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:21, Reply)

No.
Corduroy is for old people. If you're old, then that's fine.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:25, Reply)

bugger

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Flares are never acceptable unless live in the 60's or are a 14 year old girl.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I look good in flares.
Skinny jeans make my legs look like tiny little pins.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:33, Reply)

don't be ridiculous
I look like a fucking spastic with straight trousers, as do a lot of people

bootcut is for women, so flares are the only option.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Skinny jeans are what you want, everyone looks good in those
Seriously though I suspect you've never found a decent pair of trousers to fit you if you think all straight legs look spastic.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I've been buying and wearing trousers for some time believe it or not
I wear straight trousers with a suit, which is fine

but when talking about jeans it is definitely better to have some bagginess over the shoe region.

I'm not talking massive volcano looking flares by any means. They don't have extra triangles of cloth sewn in or anything.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)

fat legs in skinny jeans look like carrots

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Not if it looks like you're wearing volcanoes for trousers

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:23, Reply)

they're not that flared :-P

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:24, Reply)

This is the only acceptable use of brown corduroy trousers.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I'm not dissing!
I think it would be wonderful to wear an all-in-one brown corduroy garment to a review.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I'm wearing black corduroy trousers
Yeeaaahhhh
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:22, Reply)