Why can't I do quick reply anymore?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:43, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Because you're gay

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Yes, exactly; I've butt fucked the reply mechanism into breaking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)

OH WELL THAT'S JUST FUCKING TYPICAL, ISN'T IT?
THE MODS GIVE US THIS FANCY NEW FEATURE AND YOU BUM IT TO PIECES.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)

It seems to come and go
like a snail in the night.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Is that how you explain the curious trail of slimy stuff you find on your belly each morning?
_{If so, I'm in the clear...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Good lord man!
And I thought you were so nice when I met you - all debonair and shit. Sad face.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Debonair? Moi?
I'm obviously more deceptive than I'd given myself credit for...being able to make polite conversation doesn't make me any less of a colossal pervert than anybody else on this board, I'm afraid.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I feel cheated
:(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 15:57, Reply)

To be honest, I'm surprised you don't wake up
As I clamber in through your window and set up my snail grand prix, complete with running commentary, on your stomach.

_{That's exactly what I meant. Honest.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Hmmm...
Well I'm closing my windows tonight... so HA!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 16:08, Reply)

ARSE
FOILED AGAIN!

Where am I to race my snails now?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I can,

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)

God damn it I clicked this expecting to say "I CAN"
but it took me straight here. Odd.

Though yes, it's coming and going.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Like a rapist.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I cannot wait for you to come down
I had a feeling of guilt about youknowwhat, but then realised he deserves it.
We need to work out details ;)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Oh my god are you two going to do a Brandy & Monica on some guy you both did??

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Applebite and I have not shared a man
That would be hitting out of our leagues for both of us, in opposite ways
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:55, Reply)

We do both like gayish, girly types though.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Ah, pretty boys <3

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:00, Reply)

you may as well just start lezzing it up

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Ooh quick reply's back.
I don't like minge. I like girls and breasts, but not minge

(I had this conversation on Saturday :D )
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:03, Reply)

You should go to Thailand

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:04, Reply)

that's what I was going to say
or you could roger each other with a double ended dildo
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:05, Reply)

I wish I was all hip and groovy and
was all curious and kissed ladies.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 16:11, Reply)

I wish I was all hip and groovy
and kissed ladies.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:13, Reply)

One day...
one day... perhaps we should go chasing tail together?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)

The judge said I wasn't allowed to
and said I had to wear a funny bracelet on my ankle.

And my mother sighed like she normally does and looked disappointed. She said the bracelet meant I wouldn't be able to leave the house or the garden, and if I took it off then I'd be in lots and lots of trouble, and the men would take me away again and they'd make me stay somewhere far away from her.

But at night I take it off. I take it off and sneak out of the house. Nobody's seen me yet. As long as I'm back home before the sun comes up and I've got the bracelet back on, they'll never know, and I can carry on looking for people to play with.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Wicked groovy!
What's your time limit like, we'll work something out - you don't need to tell your mum and you can bring your snails too!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 16:21, Reply)

The summertime works against me
With its late sunsets and early sunrises.

It's important that nobody sees me...if I get caught, they'll take me away from Mummy and my snails...but I need to play. Mummy kept saying I needed to find friends of my own age, so that's all I'm doing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I kiss ladies
It's fun. Very fun.

A friend came out to me while I was straddling her lap in my ex's and her current boyfriend's garden. Loooooool.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)

No, half chinese-Malaysian for me plz :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Yeah, I like minge
But I'm currently fancying the pants off my unavailable flatmate.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Male or female?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:08, Reply)

My flatmate is female.
But I've also realised I'm still nuts about my ex who's just returned to the country.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)

do you know anyone you don't fancy?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)

You

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:19, Reply)

she doesn't really know me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:20, Reply)

True
I think you and I are too old (and too attached) to care though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:21, Reply)

this is true
also, I'm definitely not her type.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Bummer :(
Well, you never know. You might find the right person down in london... ;)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Oh, it's something far more epic
If they're discussing what I think they're discussing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Did I tell you? I think I did

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:56, Reply)

You did outline the gist of your maniacal plan to me last Friday
But fear not, my beak is sealed.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I'm getting more excited by the day :D
Haha, no doubt it was only fleeting. We do! But not now, I'm about to go out. I need to pop to fallowfield before I head into town for Poletimes with Kitty.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I'll gaz you soon.
I'm actually cackling to myself. Enjoy the poles. I miss Fallowfield :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Righto.
I'm rubbing my hands together in evil glee.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I can't wait to see what hilarious pranks you have in store for this unnamed person.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)