I wear a bit of fake tan on my legs because I have to get them all out for pole and they're blue otherwise
but false eyelashes are just annoying. I hate that girls are wearing them all the time now. The big thick caterpillar ones look silly and make girls look tarty.

Having said that I have been known to put the individual ones on for a special occasion.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

yeah my cousin can't blink for the weight of her lashes. Looks stupid.
She also got annoyed to discover that she'd paid thousands of pounds to be the same size boobs as me. Like I didn't deserve mine cos I hadn't paid good money for them. Hers look well bigger than mine anyway if you ask me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I would pay to have the same size boobs as you
but I can only afford one and that would look silly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I'll chip in for the other.
It's the least I can do after the joy your introducing me to 'Busi has brought to my life.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:51, Reply)

The b3ta breast fund

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:53, Reply)

We could have a totaliser
like they had on Blue Peter in the 80s for the dying black children.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:54, Reply)

haha yeah it's just as philanthropic

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)

How insensitive.
The last thing dying black children need is a boob job
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)

They can just wear really tight belts and push their bellies up...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Hahahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:02, Reply)

It would be a massive pair of breast that inflated with every donation
Suggested scale:

Kate Moss - no breasts for anyone :(
Catherine Zeta Jones
Pamela Anderson
Jordan
Lolo ferrari - breasts for everyone :)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:05, Reply)

A 'titaliser', if you will...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Absolutely, however I suspect one of the presenters
may get caught wanking over it with sticky backed plastic whilst on a massive coke binge.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:14, Reply)

*applies for presenter job*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:20, Reply)

This, I would like to see
'This week children I'm going to show you how to make a crack pipe out of your Barbie and Sarah is looking at the history of Absinth'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Blue Peter for the NOW Generation
I'll bet viewing figures would go up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:25, Reply)

These are the really basic ones
I don't think you can see them, they just make your eyes look darker
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I like them
we classy ladies are subtle.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Haha
I originally thought that was a reply to the boob job thing. Basic boobs, 3 for 2 at boots!
To be honest, for some of the boob jobs I've seen basic boots boobs would be an improvement.
(berk, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)