I hate running. It ruined my big toe and now I can't walk in heels for very long
I prefer the cross-trainer.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I fucked my knee up good a few years back, so running hurts
Cycling is best, zero impact (unless some prick opens their car door on me again).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Now cycling I do enjoy
(As long as there are no motorists in the vicinity)
Might be worth getting the bike out again as I don't think chronic masturbation counts as exercise.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Shit! Doesn't it?

*withdraws PE teacher application*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Ha!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I think the energy expended in yelling the Lord's Prayer
might add some cardiovascular exercice to the whole routine. Sadly I daren't include that bit as I'm sure my neighbours can hear just about everything I do. Often I wonder whether they can even hear the dull, rhythmic slurp of my foreskin against my helmet...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:59, Reply)

ew!
too graphic!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:00, Reply)

"Class, THIS is how you masturbate!"
"And next week you can use your own cocks. Dismissed."
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 26 May 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I'm still too scared to cycle to work.
It's fine right up until I reach the city centre, where the cycle lane ends on the wrong side of the road, so I have to either get off and walk through all the pedestrian crossings to get to the right side of the road or try and sneak my way across when its red, which goes against the grain because I hate cyclists who run red lights. Plus I've seen how cars treat cyclists at the two major box junctions I would have to cross. I've also seen how cyclists disregard the red lights and if I didn't, would the cyclists hate me too? It's just fraught with problems.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I hate hate HATE cyclists who run red lights or ignore zebra crossings.
I'm lucky in one way, I live in a small town, but the traffic can still be fierce. Also, most people 'round here think anyone not in a £20k+ car is beneath them at best (non-existent at worst), and have a pathological fear of using their cunting mirrors.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:55, Reply)

did you read about that guy who killed a cyclist for clipping his wing mirror?
He chased after him, mounted the kerb and ploughed into the cyclist, propelling him through the air and against a load of industrial bins. What a fucking terrifying way to die!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:01, Reply)

What the shuddering fuck?!
If this is true, that cunt should be given 15 years behind bars. That's horrific.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:05, Reply)

You are joking? 15?
Never had you down as a crim pandering nancy boy.
35 years with no remission and a sound flogging twice a year, lest he forget.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 26 May 2010, 10:12, Reply)

15 is long enough
When you tell the other jailbirds that the guy's inside for kiddy fiddlin'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Just the 15 like

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I has finded a link
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1269563/Road-rage-motorist-killed-cyclist-revenge-knocking-wing-mirror.html
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Jesus... and that's not far from me either.
Psychotic cunt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:50, Reply)