I would finish taking in Applebite's corset
and then I would try and make my own business card template because my web designer still hasn't sent me the file for the one he created, despite about 8 reminders over 2 weeks. Grrr.

I would also practice making the caramel centred cupcakes that I'm going to make for cupcake party on Saturday *excites*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:19, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ooo they sound lovely!
The cupcakes I mean.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I volunteer myself
as chief cake taster
( djtrialprice, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)

funny, I seem to have a lot of those
but no chief washing upper or recycling taking outer
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Sorry I can't make it, I'm at a wedding.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Maybe you'll catch the bouquet this time
You've just got to want it
( djtrialprice, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I still don't recall inviting you.
it would breach the restraining order Applebite took out against you anyway
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:42, Reply)

You didn't invite me,
I just responded to the event because I'm hilarious.
and that's still going through the courts it doesn't count yet.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Kitzo
After the chocolate cheesecake success, what cake should I make next time?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Raspberry Pannacotta
Or Apple Crumble
Or Chocolate Fudge Cake
( djtrialprice, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I can make panna cotta standing on my head
So I'll do that next time.

And Kitty, you need a shave.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:32, Reply)

*poles dances*

( djtrialprice, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Kitty, you've come free at the side

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Kitty, your clit is hanging out again

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I wear my pole dancing kilt
in the centuries old traditional manner
( djtrialprice, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I've tried pole dancing
And I own a kilt.
Never thought to mix the two.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:39, Reply)

For this
the world thanks you
( djtrialprice, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:41, Reply)

:(

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I'd like to see you do the move in my profile picture
in a kilt.

*shields eyes*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Not sure I can manage that one, I've only had a couple of lessons from a friend
I can go upside down though, gripping with my legs only, and then slide in a semi-controlled fashion. Skillz.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I think I joke poledanced last night :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:53, Reply)

POIDH

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:59, Reply)

the key here
is that I was drunk. And according to facebook did bad things last night :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Bad, as in illegal?
Embarrassing? Regrettable? Rude?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Just embarassing
I pulled a straight girl apparantly who had a boyfriend which she forgot about. Then I forgot about her, and wandered off to get a McDonalds
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)

That doesn't sound that bad
I'm guessing you didn't know she had a fella.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:12, Reply)

No idea at all
or wouldn't have obviously.

Some really quite creepy men were there though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Hmm, girl kissing a girl
Sure to attract men, sadly some of which are of the creepy variety.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:15, Reply)

it was a gay night
but they were a tiny bit menacing. Not while I was kissing the girl, but afterwards when I was pushing through the crowd.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:18, Reply)

That's out of order then
Not your fault
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Luckily
I was wearing very high heels. I may have accidentally stood on his foot
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)

that is very impressive for a boy
most guys can't take the skin pain.

There's a move where you do that but slide down really quickly, from a height. It's called the Nose Breaker. I can do it and have yet to break my nose :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Well, I couldn't take too much of the skin pain that goes with it
But hanging upside down by your legs is fun! Also swinging around it like a loon is awesome.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I do that
I invented a move called the raptor run where you run around it faster and faster until your feet leave the ground. It's not sexy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:18, Reply)

None of what I managed was sexy
My friend would show me a move, and looked hot as hell. I'd then try and would look like a mong in a hurricane.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Taking part is what matters :)
you doing it again?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)

If my friend has some of us over for another pole night, sure
It was a laugh last time, even when her 6'6" boyfriend (who's also a great mate of mine) dislodged the pole from the ceiling with an energetic swing.

Here's me and him fixing it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:25, Reply)

that is my new favourite phrase

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I make an awesome toffee apple crumble
its so delicious that even though I have to eat it all myself over the course of two days, I never get bored of it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:45, Reply)

White chocolate cheesecake?
Oh, and I fucking love Tiramisu, can you make that?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Normal chocolate
But it was rocky road so it had all flumps and chocolate biscuits in it too
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:35, Reply)

My girlfriend's mum makes amazing rocky road
With cherries in too. NOM.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I cut out the cherries because they suck
I make a fabulous rocky road bar.
Ooh, I'm going to make that too.
'Kitty', do you like rocky road bars?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Don't know, probably.
Cherries: good. Marshmallow: bad.
( djtrialprice, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:41, Reply)

You ate enough of the frigging things in that cake dintcha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Would the real Kitty please stand up?
Why, that's me!

I don't really like rocky road bars, they're too sickly and chocolatey, I'm more of a fruity cake eater. But not fruitcake, bleurgh.

I make some awesome marshmallow cupcakes with a gooey marshmallow centre. Skillz.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Nomz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:51, Reply)

sorry for delay
was doing some genuine work and shiznit.

I vote peanut butter cheesecake.

Or strawberry and cream frosting layer cake. It's just a sponge cake but cut into four and layered with real strawberries and cream frosting. Mmmm...fattening.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)

is cream frosting butter cream?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:52, Reply)

yeah
I've got in the habit of calling it frosting because all the recipe books do.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)

That's my fave that is
I eat mugs of it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:27, Reply)